Would you change your gender for 3 months?

[freddie]

If a sex-changing fairy came to you saying, you just won an all-expenses-paid trip to The Bahamas and then said she was just kidding because what she really could do is change your gender for 3 months and then change you back to your original form again... what would you do? Of course supposing you're not under the influence of illegal or quasi-medicinal narcotics and/or a certified shizophrenic. In that case your choice is obvious: call a doctor.

Some strict rules would apply though (all from The Sex Changing Fairy Rules Of Conduct™ manual, approved by the EU Coucil for Sex, Race and Nose Changing Fairies™):

- all normal usages of the changed body would be permited, while the manual strictly points out goat-fucking is not considered normal usage.

- you would not be allowed to abuse your new body, just to see all the things it could ... do. You'd have to take care of it as if it was your own (because basically, it would be)

- all sex organs would change corespondently to their evolutionary counterparts. Which means that if you are a male switching to female for 3 months and you tried to hack off your clit you would be left without a penis after turning back to male, and females trying to kick themselves in the nuts while being males, would have severely bruised ovaries after turning back to their original gender.

- males switching to females would not be able switch back to males during their menstrual cycle.

- you would not be allowed to use your sex-change privileges to stare freely at naked people of the opposite gender in the shower or follow them into public toilets (this applies especially to het-males)


So... would you dare accept sex-changing fairy's challenge?

[spyretto]

(why would anybody want to hack their clit off.)

My answer is that I'd do it without the trip to Bahamas ( cause I don't believe in consumerism anyway, I can go to Bahamas if I wanted to but I don't ) You can practically disappear from 3 months.
So dear freddie you don't have time to listen to Tatu these days yet have time for threads like this..interesting indeed

you couldn't use your sex-change privileges to stare freely at naked people of the opposite gender in the shower or follow them in toilets (this applies especially to het-males)

That kind of activity is not great anyway.

[forre]

I would accept even turning into a dog for 3 months out of pure curiosity.

[freddie]

Originally Posted by spyretto

So dear freddie you don't have time to listen to Tatu these days yet have time for threads like this..interesting indeed

Oh, I have a bit of time now till new year. And I do listen to/read about tatu now. I just don't comment much on it, since it became tediously repetitive.

Originally Posted by forre

I would accept even turning into a dog for 3 months out of pure curiosity.

There's that famous restless slavic spirit that conquered half of Asia!

[spyretto]

Originally Posted by forre

I would accept even turning into a dog for 3 months out of pure curiosity.

Yeah exactly!

Originally Posted by freddie

There's that famous restless slavic spirit that conquered half of Asia!

How about turning into a chicken with flu

[Kappa]

For three months?



Yeah, why not. I've always been curious as to how does it feel to grow a beard.

[YLuelniaa]

sure...why not...

[kishkash]

interesting question...interesting fairy union as well

my answer is ... NO...the curiosity never got to me. Im perfectly happy with the bits i have and wouldn't trade them in even if the change were to be temporary. Being male ur limited by a lot of stuff in more way than one.

Anyway i already know what its like to be a guy [no i didn't have a sex change]...it all came to me in a dream and i didn't like it at all..lets just say i was happy to be back in my body when i woke up

*enjoys the good times with miss. pinky*

[nath]

Originally Posted by forre

I would accept even turning into a dog for 3 months out of pure curiosity.

Not using a computor or simply reading a book during 3 months???
Impressed here!
*imagines herself sleeping with an "Olga-Dog" *

No. I would be afraid to keep some "macho instincts" after..
I would make just one exception...For you, Freddie and Spy....just warn me when you'll be "women"...and I'd "transform" myself during some minutes ...just to have the pleasure to put my hand on your buttocks in the subway.... to check your reactions...

No , seriously , I don't have this desire cause I don't feel men as so "stranger" ...i don't feel them such as a "mystery" for me....
And, to be honest, I think it might be difficult to be a man...cause you have always to "prove" something....to "prove" something to the society.....even in a bed" , you have to prove something.... It might be tiring!...

So don't make confusion , I don't want to be "a man" during 3 months , not because I hate men or stupid things like that ...but just because I'm too lazy here.....

I prefer to stay in my kitchen, watching beautiful male singers at the tv and eating chocolates while my husband is working...

[Rachel]

No way

If I had *that* between my legs I'd kill myself

[zebu]

Originally Posted by freddie

There's that famous restless slavic spirit that conquered half of Asia!

u obsessed with slavs or smthing?

[nath]

Originally Posted by zebu

u obsessed with slavs or smthing?

Da! Attila and his Dogs...hihi...

[KillaQueen]

For 3 months? Nope, thank you very much.

Maybe one day... MAYBE one week, out of sheer curiosity, but definitely NOT 3 months. That's too much. It might play with your psyche and you might have problems afterwards. 3 months is a whole lot of time to get used to something. It could have dangerous repercussions.

[forre]

I see a pretty conservative gang around here, heh

[Kappa]

Yeah well, I guess everyone's entitled to be conservative in here. Straightness is not exactly our flag of representation.

I guess I'm kind of curious about being a man because of my prior time acting as a drag king. As much as you can rehearse, you can never ask as a natural man while being a woman, so we tend to exagerate.

[KillaQueen]

Offtop:
i know you used to act as a 'drag king', darje, but why?
sorry, i dont mean to be offensive or anything. but i just dont understand this drag thing. ok, maybe when people do it on stage, in a club or something... but why would you do it?

[Kappa]

Offtop:
No offense taken, don't worry. I actually have no idea. I've always liked dividing myself.

There's the normal Darje, who's average and walks around in the streets looking around and paying attention, never a center of attention herself. And there's the flamboyant Darje that downs two shots of vodka in a row, loosens HIS tie, takes the mic and starts lip syncing a classic song for the mere purpose of wooing the ladies, like a peacock would extend his colorful feathers. I've always liked this dual quality of mine, although I haven't exploited it in quite a bit because of lack of time and oportunities.

[haku]

If the sex-change fairy could make it permanent, i would do it, but not for only 3 months, the change back to male would be too painful.

[marina]

Man bodies on women are the new pink !

I will do it . I will be a real stud, you know....
First thing (before going shopping for killer shirts and shoes..) i 'd go to the bathroom to check how is everything works) not that i don't know but you have to try
.. And to stay away from bikini shaving and waxing legs for 3 months is a real bliss !
...bitches weep after me ...

[KillaQueen]

Originally Posted by marina

I will do it . I will be a real stud, you know....
First thing (before going shopping for killer shirts and shoes..) i 'd go to the bathroom to check how is everything works) not that i don't know but you have to try
.. And to stay away from bikini shaving and waxing legs for 3 months is a real bliss !
...bitches weep after me ...