Corrupted wish game

[Khartoun2004]

you get your wish, but your one of the ones now missing a couple limbs

I wish I didn't have to take my sociology final tonight

[luxxi]

You get your wish but you have to take advanced nuclear physics test

I wish I wouldn't have to go to dentist

[Khartoun2004]

You get your wish, but all your teeth rot out and you never get laid again.

I wish I could get totally f*cked up tonight and not take my stupid test in an hour

[luxxi]

You get your wish but then EeZeReal will get raped by wild boars.

I wish I could take a gun and just shoot some people.

[EeZeReal]

You get your wish, but then I steal the gun and terrorize you for saying I'm getting raped by wild boars

I wish I had a music studio in my house

[QueenBee]

You get your music studio in your house, but you are forced to record a song with ME. I'm sorry.

I wish I lived in a nicer apartment (!!!).

[dare2dream28]

You'll get your wish, but you'll live underneath a group of riverdancers!

I wish that my dog was still alive.

[spyretto]

Your wish is granted but he's run over by a car the next day...sorry

I wish I become rich from betting on fixed games ( that's not a wish, it's an eventuality but whateva )

[luxxi]

You get your wish but you go to jail for it.

I wish there would be sure, fast cure for hangover.

[spyretto]

Why would I go to jail for it, it's not me who's fixing them!

jee, a cure for hangover

Your wish is granted, but then you go and have some more sweet wine and mix 17 different drinks and you forget what it was in the first place.

I wish I were a US soldier fighting in Iraq, surviving it and becoming a war hero, getting the medal of honor by President Stoopid himself.

[luxxi]

You get your wish but get reasigned to Iraq where you get blown up by a IED.

I wish bush would get raped by wild boars.

[Sean Jon]

You get ur wish but the wolves will get pregnant with another George Bush

I wish Christmas was here already

[luxxi]

You get your wish but than you are bombarded by christmas songs from all sides.

I wish I wouldn't be so bored

[spyretto]

You're granted your wish but you'd wish you didn't get it.

WWIII is knocking at your door, Osama Bin Laden dressed as Santa Claus has planted a bomb in every major city in the world.

I wish I could fly, I wish I could touch the sky

[luxxi]

You get your wish but you get shot down by trigger happy Yanks.

I wish there woul something interesting to watch o TV.

[belissa]

You get your wish but all your life, each second of it, you'll have to watch TV.

I wish someday I performed on one stage with t.A.T.u.

[Mossopp]

You get your wish but the 'performance' consists of Julia and Lena pelting you with rotten fruit and rancid goat cheese for 90 minutes while you stand there, helpless, in nothing but your underwear.

I wish I could understand women.

[luxxi]

You get your wish but they change their lingo.

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I wish I could understand women.

[spyretto]

You get your wish but then you're stuck in the imaginary world of the movie What Women Want and you relive the same thing over and over until you go mad.

I wish Christmas didn't exist - cause it always comes short of your expectations...

[luxxi]

You get your wish but everybody converts to judaism and you celebrate Hannukah.

I wish I wouldn't be so sleepy