Q & A game (Part 1)

[rasoska]

A: i suppose you die

Q:How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?

[luxxi]

You start seeing what you write.

Q.
If you are in car and travel with speed of light and turn on the lights, what happens?

[freddie]

A: Ummm... a momentary laps of reason?

Q: You think Ivan is gay?

[luxxi]

Out of all Ivans in the world some are definatly gay.

Q
What's the speed of dark?

[rosh]

a : its still [i.e. doesnt move ?]

q : cape velvet , amarula or baileys ?

[QueenBee]

A: All of them :P
Q: Why does Luxxi put smileys in all of his posts?

[freddie]

A: That's the ancient slovene symbol of sexual potency

Q: If you could CHOOSE which race would you most like to belong to? :P

[shizzo]

A: I'd be Slovene, evidently.

Q: Are you a pretty, pretty princess?

[Unplugged]

A: No, sorry. I'm a handsome prince

Q: With whom do you really wanna spend a hot weekend with lots of wild sex?

[luxxi]

Myself

Q
Do you like me putting at all posts?

[Unplugged]

A: Yes, it rocks

Q: Do you like to sleep naked?

[luxxi]

Only if there is hot company in bed as well

Q
If buttered bread always falls on side with butter and cat always land on their feet what happens if you butter cat's back and drop it?

[cirrus]

A: It'll land on its feet....since it's not a piece of bread

Q: What did you want to be when you were a little kid?

[Unplugged]

A: I wanted to be a lawyer

Q: What's the most beautiful place you've ever been to?

[shizzo]

A: The creek beside my house.

Q: Can 1 + 1 = 3 ?

[luxxi]

Yes, but only after 9 months

Q
Do blondes really know that they have more fun?

[Dent]

A: Thats something they mus discover themselves

Q: What would be the punishment for someone you hate?

[rosh]

a : depends on what theyve done. usually ill just ignore them and pretend theyre invisible.

q : should i sleep or continue reading the 128 threads on tatysite i missed by not being on for a week ?

[QueenBee]

A: Continue
Q: What do you do when you're out in the sea and the boat starts to leak?

[rosh]

a : crap in your pants and not care cos youre gonna die anyway cos you refused to go for swimming lessons :P

q : nokia or sony-ericsson ?