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Old 01-07-2004, 10:11   #41
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transcend, let's just move the story away from the incest. Lol.
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Old 01-07-2004, 15:12   #42
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Fortunately Simone's father, Salvador, was in town for the funeral of his grandson, and although he was *smaller*, Simone was willing to go to this great extent to satisfy her desires...

*Lol. One big, happy family we are making up, arn't we? *
Unfortunately Simone's dad was a sailor and gave Simone several sexualy transmited diseases, and Simone had to go be admitted into the hospital with a severe case of gonorohea.
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Old 01-07-2004, 15:16   #43
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Furtunatly here she met her future husband

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Old 01-07-2004, 16:54   #44
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Unfortunately her future husband fails to inform her that he's really a woman.
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Old 01-07-2004, 16:57   #45
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Fortunately her future husband - Simona - was a Canadian citizen, so their wedding was legally able to proceed, and they enjoyed a pleasant ceremony in Saskatoon.
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Old 01-07-2004, 17:00   #46
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Unfortunately Simone wasn't gay and she got bored with the perpetual artificialy induced erections.
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Old 01-07-2004, 17:10   #47
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Fortunately they taped themselves having sex and sold tape to porn company

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Old 01-07-2004, 17:12   #48
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Fortunately her future husband - Simona - was a Canadian citizen, so their wedding was legally able to proceed, and they enjoyed a pleasant ceremony in Saskatoon.
Saskatoon? is anything pleasant there?
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Old 01-07-2004, 17:17   #49
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Unfortunaltely it signaled the end of their marriage, cause Simona decided to pursue a porn career.
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Old 01-07-2004, 17:22   #50
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Fortunately so did Simon

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Old 01-07-2004, 17:31   #51
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Unfortunaltely Simon's dead and buried by now. Fortunately Luxxi probably meant Simone... but unfortunately Simone doesn't do good in the porn industy cause she's not a screamer.
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Old 01-07-2004, 17:50   #52
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Fortunatly she's neither a sweater.

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Old 01-07-2004, 17:52   #53
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Unfortunately you need to sweat a lot in modern porn.
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Old 01-07-2004, 21:53   #54
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Fortunately Simone's agent knew a guy who knew a guy who knew some people who practiced illegal sweat-pore transplant surgery.
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Old 01-07-2004, 23:02   #55
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Unfortunately, the guy demanded 1 million dollars for the surgery and Simone's agent couldn't afford it.
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Old 01-07-2004, 23:03   #56
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fortunately, simone's agent found some old simone's friend who just happend to have the necessary million
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Old 01-07-2004, 23:05   #57
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Unfortunately, Simone's friend said he would only give them the million if Simone would give him a rimjob every day for 1 year.
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Old 01-07-2004, 23:07   #58
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fortunately for her friend, simone accepted the "trade"
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Old 01-07-2004, 23:11   #59
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eewww, she accepted to lick one guy's anus for a ONE whole year?! What a cheap slut!


Unfortunately, Simone's agent ran away with the money, leaving Simone in misery with not enough to sweat to turn on the porn viewers during the sex.
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Old 01-07-2004, 23:14   #60
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Fortunately... *tries to think of something PG-13* Simone got an offer to star opposite Tom Cruise and play a role of a porn star who suffered from the lack of sweat. A drama/romance.
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