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08-04-2005, 12:40 | #501 |
Santa's bodyguard
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I went on a shooting spree and shot some of my co-workers.
"That's it" she shouted and |
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14-10-2005, 03:12 | #502 |
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*revives thread*
....humped her sofa! Blondes have more fun because... |
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14-10-2005, 03:28 | #503 |
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…they eat out more often.
Earlier i went to the bathroom and… |
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14-10-2005, 03:31 | #504 |
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...read a magazine while sitting on the toilet
Tokio Hotel are... |
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Tatutaty: "Horny Rachel is her name. Masturbating is her game. Fucking, sucking, licking too. Wouldn't you like some Rachel screw? *batteries not included*" PuddleQueen | Rachel | TatySite.net t.E.A.m. [ rm6405@hotmail.com ] My music playlist on Last.fm |
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14-10-2005, 03:39 | #505 |
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…on their way to England for Bill and Rachel's wedding.
During their honeymoon night, when Bill dropped his pants, Rachel… |
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14-10-2005, 03:42 | #506 |
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...reached for some scissors to cut you know what off
I was once... |
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14-10-2005, 04:00 | #507 |
Harrumph.
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... in the mistaken assumption that Rachel was gay, but her marrying Bill proved me wrong.
(Don't hit me! ) Ice_Cream: *hits you* ( ) Lena is... |
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14-10-2005, 04:03 | #508 |
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...not good enough for Yulia
I looked at darje and... |
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14-10-2005, 04:16 | #509 |
Harrumph.
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... had pity upon her for not getting laid for 21 months already.
I looked at Haku while he... |
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14-10-2005, 04:25 | #510 |
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...while he dressed up in women's clothes
My mum thought I was shopping, but I was really... |
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14-10-2005, 04:35 | #511 |
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... buying Tokio Hotel porn!
I like Darje because she's... |
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14-10-2005, 07:23 | #512 |
winter days ...
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... is a linux geek
bill and rachel sitting in a tree ... |
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14-10-2005, 08:25 | #513 |
It's all about them
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...eating cheese.
She was about to have an orgasm when suddenly... |
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14-10-2005, 09:14 | #514 |
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... the phone rang. (How frustrating is that?! )
When Yulia saw Rachel... |
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14-10-2005, 09:36 | #515 |
winter days ...
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... the dream chose that moment to end
rachel caught bill cheating on her with lena and .... |
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14-10-2005, 12:31 | #516 |
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...cried, a lot
Bill is attracted to... |
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14-10-2005, 12:40 | #517 |
winter days ...
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... rachel of course
yulia dumped rachel for ... |
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14-10-2005, 12:42 | #518 |
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...the pope
I fell down... |
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14-10-2005, 12:44 | #519 |
winter days ...
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... and chipped a nail
one day in your life ... |
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14-10-2005, 12:48 | #520 |
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...you will sit on Rachel's face
I love it when... |
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