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Old 28-11-2003, 18:42   #1
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Aint funny's

hey ya folks! here in holland we have a habit to play with words and to create contradictive jokes....often ending with the words Aint funny...

Errrmm.... an example i guess...

An pyromane who meets his old flame.....

asking a fortuneteller about his past occupation...

having to wait for hours at a fastfood restaurant...

A kamikaze pilot with a helmet on.....

telling a lost Roman that all road lead to Rome...

Got it?

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Old 29-11-2003, 07:04   #2
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Old 29-11-2003, 10:43   #3
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you mean like oxymorons?

How about:
Military intelligence

Sorry...can't come up with ones on my own

Oh...here's more: (from www.oxymoronlist.com)
20. Government Organization
19. Alone Together
18. Personal Computer
17. Silent Scream
16. Living Dead
15. Same Difference
14. Taped Live
13. Plastic Glasses
12. Tight Slacks
11. Peace Force
10. Pretty Ugly
9. Head Butt
8. Working Vacation
7. Tax Return
6. Virtual Reality
5. Dodge Ram
4. Work Party
3. Jumbo Shrimp
2. Healthy Tan
1. Microsoft Works
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Old 29-11-2003, 17:34   #4
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Old 29-11-2003, 18:30   #5
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Thanks raven ryuu, those were funny, haha, human robot, head butt, friendly war, falce fact. Extra money... if that day ever comes...
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Old 03-12-2003, 20:25   #6
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Love to hate. Although, hating to love wouldn't really be an oxymoron. *Ponder.*

I loved that list, raven. Good stuff. Hehe.

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Old 04-12-2003, 17:06   #7
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yeah!

Those oxymorons are indeed quite like what we do in holland but here we try to push it a bit further, so that just two words are not enough, we often make them in response to daily news facts... a kind of spitting image with words if ya like...

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