Corrupted wish game

[belissa]

You get your wish but then everybody will sleep 24/7 except you!

I wish I had more free time!

[luxxi]

You get your wish but you get bored.

I wish I were a dragon.

[Mossopp]

You get your wish but you're brutally slain by St. George.
He then puts gum in your hair to add insult to injury!

I wish I hadn't gotten so drunk on Thursday night.

[belissa]

You get your wish, but you won't be remember anything from your past!

I wish I were a president!

[Khartoun2004]

you get your wish but you realize you switched places with President Bush and your only consulation are his two hot daughters

I wish I was at home asleep

[Mossopp]

You get your wish but you sleep for a hundred years and wake to find that the world has been taken over by giant penguins that eat humans to survive.
Better start running, those penguins are shifty buggers!

I wish I had an endless supply of alcohol.

[luxxi]

You get your wish but it's all looooooooooow grade, lik 0,000000000001%

I wish I were a giant, human eating penguin.

[Khartoun2004]

you get your wish but when I wake up I feed you to the giant peguin eating boars

I wish I could skip lawschool and start my own practice and have a degree handed to me on a silver platter.

[Mossopp]

A: You get your wish, but in order to receive that degree you have to eat the 330 slugs and worms squirming beside it on that very same silver platter!

Q: I wish 'Buffy' was still on the air.

[Unplugged]

You get your wish, but Willow suddenly turns into a man-eating heterosexual and Eliza's character gets eliminated from the show.

I wish I could relate to more people

[luxxi]

You get your wish but all men you are now related to are into incest.

I wish I I had fresh cup of coffee when I wake instead of having to make it myself.

[Unplugged]

You get your wish, and a restaurant is installed in your house, with lots of noisy guests 24/7

I wish I had money

[luxxi]

You get your wish but it's little of it.

I wish I wouldn't be so lazy.

[Unplugged]

You get your wish, but suddenly you're hyperactive and can't get 1 minute of sleep, drive yourself and your family crazy, and then finally you're transferred into a mental asylum

I wish I could play the guitar

[luxxi]

You get your wish but sudenly you are stalked by 200 kg woman with guitar player fetish.

Q
I wish I were stalked by some sexy female celebrity.

[Khartoun2004]

You get your wish, but then she tries to sell pictures of you on ebay and the highest bid is only $0.02.

I wish I could live in space without a spacesuit

[luxxi]

You get your wish but you can only live there for a second.

I wish 2 sexy sex obsessed women would fall in love with me

[Unplugged]

You get your wish, but those 2 sexy sex obsessed women are always farting on your face and pissing all over you. Plus, they tie you up and whip you making you bleed

I wish I could play the piano

[EeZeReal]

but those 2 sexy sex obsessed women are always farting on your face and pissing all over you.

Charming!

You get your wish but the lid of the piano slams down and totally shatters every bone in every single one of your fingers

I wish there were gold bars stacked in my room

[luxxi]

You get your wish but I break into your room, tie you to the bed and take away the gold, leaving you to starve.

I wish I had license to kill.