Corrupted wish game

[luxxi]

You get your wish but you woun't be allowed to go.

Q
I wish I'd get Anastacia tix already.

[Little Squirrel]

you get your wish but she'll get herpes

i wish i met lindsay lohan

[luxxi]

You get your wish but she will kick your ass.

I wish radios would stop playing "Do they Know it's Christmas"

[Sean Jon]

you get your wish but the radio will eat u

i wish i was in a movie

[luxxi]

You get your wish but it will be a slasher and you will be first victim.

I wish I could fly

[EeZeReal]

You get your wish, but all you can do from now on is fly, no walking or sitting down again

I wish I could stop time

[Mossopp]

You get your wish but you stop it at the exact moment that a big fat ugly man tries to have his way with you. Then you discover that you cannot re-start time again so you have to spend eternity frozen in time with a big fat ugly dude's hand on your ass!

I wish that Axl Rose would finally release 'Chinese Democracy'.

[EeZeReal]

You get your wish, but you lose your hearing through some freak accident involving a gun and a rose

I wish there were a third tap for beer with every sink

[Sean Jon]

you get your wish but something terrible will happen

i wish i was lena's hubby

[luxxi]

you get your wish but she will divorce you 5 minutes after getting married.

I wish I could get enough sleep.

[nath]

You get your wish but you are waked up by "The Charming Prince" kissing you on the mouth..
I wish to see even more White Snow around...

[EeZeReal]

You get your wish, but it becomes ice rather quickly and becomes a hazard to walk on.

I wish I were in McDonalds right now

[luxxi]

You get your wish but you will get locked in when they close.

I wish it would be 19.2. already.

[Sean Jon]

you get your wish but u will get arrested then

i wish i nothing bad could ever happen to me

[luxxi]

You get your wish but they rewrite what is "bad"

Q
I wish I wouldn't have to get up so early.

[Khartoun2004]

you get your wish but, you're late for work and they fire your lazy ass...

I wish I could f*ck Angelina Jolie

[EeZeReal]

You get your wish, but then you wake up and can't remember the dream at all

I wish I wasn't me

[luxxi]

You get your wish but you are guy who was raped by wild boars

I wish I could see how EeZeReal gets raped by wild boars.

[EeZeReal]

You get your wish, but it was all an act LOOOOOOOL and they really want to have some fun with you, Mr. luxxi

I wish people wouldn't take sooo damn long with some things!!

[luxxi]

You get your wish but now they take even longer

Q
I wish that people who throw firecrackers would have couple of them explode in their hands.