Corrupted wish game

[Mossopp]

You get your wish but you're only famous because of an unfortunate incident involving a badger, a lump of cheese, a length of garden hose and several hundred tv cameras!

I wish I was a special guest star on 'The Simpsons'.

[belissa]

You get your wish but than "The Simpsons" will enf for forever!

I wish I had some special magic power!

[Mossopp]

You get your wish but your "magic power" is the ability to transform into a squid every time you sneeze.

I wish I had the ability to make any woman in the world fall in love with me.

[forre]

You get your wish but the ladies are followed by their jealous husbands including Russian mob, Italian Cosa Nostra, wild vikings,Texas cowboys, african worriors and asian samurais PLUS all their children and pets.

I wish I could heal people.

[Mossopp]

You get your wish but you inadvertantly heal George W. Bush's otherwise incurable stupidity thus turning him into an evil ubergenius and causing the end of life as we know it!

I wish hangovers didn't exist.

[Unplugged]

You get your wish, but suddenly there are no more alcoholic drinks in the world and you can't be drunk and therefore have to face reality with no escape

I wish I could be rich.

[Mossopp]

You get your wish but Mossopp steals all your money to start her own brewery!

I wish I could skate.

[madeldoe]

you get your wish but youd have to wear a short skirt and tights only.


i wish george bush was a homo.

[freddie]

You get your wish but... you lose a chance to ever date him

I wish I could have lesbian sex

[luxxi]

You get your wish but it will be 2 lesbian squirells.

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I wish radios will stop playing "My Boo"

[madeldoe]

you get your wish but now they will only play the "My Boo Remix", which sounds exactly the same but with Lil John Rapping in the beginning



I wish I could enter the world series of poker tournament 05'.

[luxxi]

You get your wish but it will be strip poker.

I wish Hollywood would stop producing such crappy movies.

[Mossopp]

You get your wish but this means that only 3 (or 4 if you're lucky) new movies are made each year. Meanwhile you're subjected to endless re-runs of 'Gigli' and 'Glitter' on cable TV for the rest of your life. Mwah-ha-ha!

I wish the dark clouds would go away.

[Unplugged]

You get your wish and every day will be sunny for the rest of your while. BUT the ozone hole will become three times as big and people will have to wear special body suits to protect them from radiation

I wish I could find a decent movie to rent.

[marina]

You get your wish but shortly after you start to enjoy this there will be a power cut in you area for 24 hours !

I wish I could *tatysite Nomination 2004 * thread get done ...

[luxxi]

You get your wish but tatysite.net will crash for 3 months.

I wish it wouldn't be so cold.

[Mossopp]

You get your wish but this results in a massive global heatwave which turns the entire planet into a 'Mad Max'-style post-apocalyptic desert world.

I wish Saturday nights weren't so painful and socially awkward.

[luxxi]

You get your wish but then Sundays are work days.

I wish radios would stop playig such crap.

[Mossopp]

You get your wish but then MTV takes over the entire world-media and forces everyone on the planet to watch shitty pop videos and hip-hop remixes 24 hours a day untill we all collectively go insane.

I wish I had 'Tru Calling' on DVD.

[luxxi]

You get your wish but DVD will be for wrong region.

I wish "singers" would stop singing to playback.