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04-07-2004, 21:04
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enter sadman
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fortunately she decided to move to australia to live with the native citizens there as she couldn't find a way to make the tabloid print the fcuking denial
 
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030904 - worst day of my life .:ignorance is a bliss:. .:truth is just an excuse for the lack of imagination:. |
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04-07-2004, 22:06
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Unfortunately, all the native citizens in Australia were huge fans of Simone (cuz she was a famous porn star), and they knew every single bit of information about her ever published in newspapers/magazines (just like we do about Tatu)...
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04-07-2004, 22:26
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enter sadman
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fortunately, some crazy man from the airplane dropped an empty coca cola bottle which stroke her in the head and she didn't care anymore about her "reputation"
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030904 - worst day of my life .:ignorance is a bliss:. .:truth is just an excuse for the lack of imagination:. |
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04-07-2004, 22:44
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I don't waste my time
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Unfortunately, her fans stalked her and reminded her of her reputation once again
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04-07-2004, 22:46
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Fortunately, while she was having her reputation broken, Mary took God back and return his power as God back to him, so he took Simone back up to heaven.
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04-07-2004, 22:54
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enter sadman
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unfortunately, since she already was in heaven before, she was rather bored this time...
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030904 - worst day of my life .:ignorance is a bliss:. .:truth is just an excuse for the lack of imagination:. |
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04-07-2004, 22:56
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I don't waste my time
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Fortunately, in Heaven she met the spirit of a pirate who told her where to find a treasure on Earth, and so Simone asked God for authorization to go back to Earth,.
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04-07-2004, 23:04
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Santa's bodyguard
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unfortunatly Gon said no
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Ho, ho, ho. Santa is in town. And he has a list of naughty girls. Proud "no club member" club member Life sucks so why don't you just drop your pants and enjoy it? Tatysite, love or leave it. And don't bother complaining, thread will be closed. |
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04-07-2004, 23:07
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the unattainable kish
Join Date: Mar 2003
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fortunately...GOD said yes
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Ze origional p.I.m.p karens quote of the day: 'If i were gay it'd be so much easier' forkMeRaw | TatySite.net t.E.A.m. [ urmamawantsme@hotmail.com ] |
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04-07-2004, 23:09
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I don't waste my time
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 Unfortunately, God was diagnosed schizophrenia for having saying "Yes" and "No" randomly |
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04-07-2004, 23:15
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Fortunately, Simone didn't care, and as soon as God said "yes" she was gone back to Earth to find that treasure.
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04-07-2004, 23:19
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Unfortunately, Simone didn't have good orientation and couldn't figure out the map to the treasure, so she felt really desperate without any help from experts in treasure hunting.
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04-07-2004, 23:23
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Santa's bodyguard
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fortunatly just as she was getting really depressed a group of unemployed treasure hunting experts came along
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Ho, ho, ho. Santa is in town. And he has a list of naughty girls. Proud "no club member" club member Life sucks so why don't you just drop your pants and enjoy it? Tatysite, love or leave it. And don't bother complaining, thread will be closed. |
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04-07-2004, 23:38
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I don't waste my time
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Unfortunately, they only came cause they heard about her being a porn star and are planning to screw her and steal the money
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04-07-2004, 23:39
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Fortunately, the three treasure hunters, (Bill, Phil and Will) looked and the map and decided that they first location to look at will be Hawai, and Simone loved Hawai.
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05-07-2004, 02:59
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Unfortunately, they managed to give Simone a drink which had a drug that put her to sleep, while they were digging the treasure in Hawai
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05-07-2004, 03:04
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Fortunately, Hawai only had a new clue to the next clue and so on, thus ultimately leading them to the location of the treasure...
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05-07-2004, 03:11
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Unfortunately, Bill, Phil and Will all gave the wrong clues to Simone to confuse her.
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05-07-2004, 08:21
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Santa's bodyguard
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fortunatly Simone realised they were lying
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Ho, ho, ho. Santa is in town. And he has a list of naughty girls. Proud "no club member" club member Life sucks so why don't you just drop your pants and enjoy it? Tatysite, love or leave it. And don't bother complaining, thread will be closed. |
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05-07-2004, 08:42
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Unfortunately Simone met a NSA (National Security Agentcy) agent, who led her to treasures beyong her wildest imagination...
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