"Moscow" - Doubter's Block Tango

Kappa · 08-04-2003, 06:18

Lol. Sorry for taking so long.

Pop… Yul … whee… uh-uh… Praga… Shapovalov…

And now, the two merry maniacs of tatysite.net's Island of Arts, in their rendition of "Doubter's Block Tango".

Pop… Yul… whee… uh-uh… Praga… Shapovalov…
Pop. Yul. Whee. Uh-uh. Praga. Shapovalov.
Pop. Yul. Whee. Uh-uh. Praga. Shapovalov.
Pop. Yul. Whee. Uh-uh. Praga. Shapovalov.

They had it coming
They had it coming
They knew this song would come along
If you've heard them
If you've read it
I betcha you would be mixed up too!

Pop. Yul. Whee. Uh-uh. Praga. Shapovalov.
Pop. Yul. Whee. Uh-uh. Praga. Shapovalov.

You know how tabloids
Have these little habits of tearing Tatu down.
Like…
The Sun
The Sun liked to print articles.
No, not articles. Lies.
So, I'm at home one day and I'm really irritated,
And I'm browsing tatysite forums
And there's this thread waiting to be opened and read.
A Sun article.
No, not article. Lies.
So, I thought to myself I thought,
"If this trash says one more slanderous thing..."
And it did
So, I traveled to the UK and The Sun offices and I fired two warning shots...
Into each head

They had it coming
They had it coming
They knew this song would come along
If you've heard them
If you've read it
I betcha you would be mixed up too!

I read a review from Rolling Stone about eight months ago
and it implied that Tatu were clowns
and I was pissed off right away
So, I began to deviously plot
Rolling Stone would print more reviews I'd read them,
we'd laugh condescindingly together
And then one day
"What's this nice liitle package?"
Nice, little package my ass.
Not only did this package tick…
Oh, no, it had a detonator
One of those timed bombs you know
So the next day, when I got home
I turn on Tatu music
As usual…
You know.
Some magazines just can't take constructive criticism

She had it coming
She had it coming
She doesn't know how to debate fair
And then she closed it
Her power, abused it
It was a post, by god, not a crime!

Now, I'm waiting in line
Ready to purchase Tatu tickets
minding my own business
out shouts this jerk in a stupidifying rage
"Tatu slutty Russian lesbians!" he shouts.
He was crazy
and he kept on screaming
"Tatu slutty Russian lesbians"
And then he ran into my karate chop
He ran into my karate chop ten times

If you've heard them
If you've read it
I betcha you would be mixed up too!

<insert russian monologue sang by Lena
about how Yulia never really ironed Anthon's pants>.
Darje: Yeah, but did you do it?
Yulia: Uh-uh. Not guilty!

My friend darje and I had our opinions and
We discussed these opinions at various times
Now, we never forced these on others
We expressed it a number of ways
One, two, three, four, five questions,
Hypotheses, fiction, parody, one right after the other
Well, this one night while online we're chatting wih one another
The two of us jivin'… havin' a few laughs
And I was interrupted
So, I tell her I'll be back
I log back on
Open the chat
and there's darje versus Tatugirls
forum Kickin'
A poster's ass

Well, I was in such a state of shock
I completely blacked out.
I can't remember a thing It wasn't until later
When darje was washing the blood off her hands
I'd found out it was Anthon

They had it coming,
They had it coming,
They knew this song would come along…
I didn't do it
But if I've done it
You couldn't tell that I abused!

bgirlnikki · 08-04-2003, 06:21

Rrrrrrrright.
That was um.... yes.

Echoed · 08-04-2003, 06:24

I grinned throughout. Very nice. ^_^ Good work guys.

Keep it all comin' and put it aaaall together. Lol.

~Echo.

Kappa · 08-04-2003, 06:27

And get Yulia, Lena, Catherine Zeta Jones, Renee Zellweger and Queen Latifah to sing them altogether... yeah sure. I'd drool through the casting.

bgirlnikki · 08-04-2003, 06:28

Abstract! that's the word!

pacmangirl · 08-04-2003, 07:00

Oh my god.. I read that while actually listening to the song, hilarious! Good job

YLuelniaa · 08-04-2003, 07:10

nice

volkotina · 08-04-2003, 11:01

Thankies for all the comments, even the abstract one...lol!

darje- I'm sorry, but we will do no more work until you cut out that drooling. I know you're drooling just thnking about the casting. How do I know? Your saliva is flooding this forum and soaking the bottom of my jeans! You've a problem, my friend! ^_~

Kappa · 08-04-2003, 18:56

Hey, it's not only me who's drooling! You helped along!

knz2 · 09-04-2003, 07:26

lol. why was that ridulously funny?

Kappa · 09-04-2003, 07:35

knz2, because I get to kick Anthon's ass. That's why it's ridiculously funny.

knz2 · 09-04-2003, 07:45

I mean, I found it funny, and I have no idea why.

bgirlnikki · 09-04-2003, 07:54

I thought it was funny because it was soo true, about that tab's and all. It's always more funny when it's real!
Also, the fact that I have had the same thoughts in my head makes it even more hilarious! Know what I mean?

PowerPuff Grrl · 13-04-2003, 22:24

darje and volkotina, swear to God I'm actually singing this shit.
Can't wait for the Razzle Dazzle!
Keep it up yo!

ETA: Who's Anthon?

EeZeReal · 14-04-2003, 00:32

Now that was just crazy...LMAO

You two really liven up this board.

Kappa · 14-04-2003, 01:35

Quote:

Originally posted by PowerPuff Grrl
ETA: Who's Anthon?

You know, that idiot who says he laid Yulia 7 times in one day and then she went straight to iron his pants. If I in fact had a chance to beat him up, I'd do so. But since my artistic pal Volkie decided to blame me for his wounds...

Uhaku · 15-04-2003, 01:11

Quote:

Originally posted by darje

<insert russian monologue sang by Lena
about how Yulia never really ironed Anthon's pants>.
Darje: Yeah, but did you do it?
Yulia: Uh-uh. Not guilty!

LOL i thought the whole is hilarious!!! but this is my favorite part. and btw, i love 'chicago'!

tatucraze · 22-07-2003, 04:38

omg that was freaking hilarious, there where tears rolling down my cheeks !!!