"Moscow" the musical, presents....

[Kappa]

Volkotina Productions in asociation with Darje and Co. have the laughing pleasure to present to you the funniest parody of Chicago since... well, you get mah point.

We'll introduce our songs in the order in which they come in the Soundtrack of the movie. So, after too many introductions... we introduce to you... ALL THAT @SS! (dedicated to a well known redhead).

All That Ass

Come on Red
Why don't you shake it now
And all that ass

You're gonna make us sweat
Fall to the ground
And all that ass

Start this concert now
We're in our spots
Where the view is good
Of a bod that's hot
It's just a step away
From earthly heaven today
And all that ass
And all that ass

Primp those curls
And shake your nerves loose
And all that ass

We hear that you are surely
Gonna make us drool
And all that ass

Let's go, Red
It's a quarter to one
We bought primo seats
Just to cheer you on
While we love your voice
At the moment our choice
Is to see
That
Ass!

Take a breath
We're watching every move
And all that ass
We're gonna follow you
In those daisy dukes
And all that ass

Come on Red
We're gonna worship you
I betcha Yulia has
Never been so amused
Knowing you're her girl
The chosen in this world
To all that ass

Oh, she's gonna watch her Lena
Shimmy shake
And all that ass

Oh, as her Red makes the crowd
Quiver and quake
And all that ass

Joy, we're told to make a confession
Oh, about our grey-eyed obsession
If she's sin
We're merrily done
For all that ass

All that ass

Come on Red
Why don't you shake it now
And all that ass
You're gonna make us beg
Knees to the ground
And all that ass

Start the torture
Leave us screamin' for more
When you prance around
Our tongues on the floor
It's the price we pay
For this earthly heaven today
And all that ass

No, we have no life
But, oh, we're happy every night
Because of all that ass

That ass

[Kouketsuno Rei]

Verrrry nice! That definitely lifted my mood a bit!

[rivierakid]

all i can say is LMAO!!!!!

*wipes tears from her eyes* oh man...that was good. only now i'm gonna have that song stuck in my head the rest of the day >.< oh well, at least it will make me laugh!

[Ripptyd]

*muffles laughter with hand*
Woooooo!

[Kappa]

you guys!! There's another song in this forum! Gimme some feedback, don't be meanies

[karxwp]

but I will say it again, this song rocks! specially if you hear it with the soundtrack of Chicago ...and if you have someone singing (who can sing beautifully) it to you ^^ it's great!

Come on add more or I'll be temped to do "Moulin t.A.T.u." as competence (na I'm to lazy to do that...)

[QueenBee]

Yah! Shake that ass!!! Let's sing it ALL together! Noooo weee have no life! But ... OH! We're happy EVERY niiight! Because of all that ass! What did ya say? ASS! I didn't hear ya! ASS! One more time! ASS! That ass, that ass! That ass!

Wait until I get the POTATOES! Watch out everybody!

[Kappa]

Dude, the potatoes? You say potatoe... I say potato... lol. And kar, I don't sing that beautifully, and specially not over Beethoven Virus. If I did, I would be Lena's competence already.

[goku]

Hahaha...
Thanks darje and co. who worked on this.. Halarious!

[pacmangirl]

haha. That was awesome. Very nice

[Kappa]

Lol. Hey, I have a question: I already have "When You're Good to Forre" (Forre's song) written down, but I am still thinking if people would like to see it. And don't worry, Forre, both Volkotina and I wrote it, taking care not to offend you (tho' the thing is a bit mocking sometimes).

[PowerPuff Grrl]

Originally posted by darje
We hear that you are surely
Gonna make us drool
And all that ass

Remember how Roxie's dream interrupted with a "JAAAAAZZZZZZ!!!"

Well, Yulia can just butt in like that and say "AAAASSSSSSSS"

OMG darje, I was actually singing the whole damn thing. You're a blast sweetie!

[Kappa]

Yep, I did too. Tho, I only edited it so it'd be a bit more... proper. Volkotina was the genious behind the lyrics.