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Old 24-03-2007, 14:07   #1
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Children ask God

Russian children were asked to write letters to God. Below is what they asked:

- If you arrange Armageddon for us, then who is going to pray to you? (10 years old)

- Do you provide service for other countries too? (9 years old)

- Why do people marry each other if they all are brothers and sisters? (10 years old)

- All right, Lord! Babies are found in a cabbage but who made them in the first place before to put them in there? (9 years old)

- What education do you have? (8 years old)

- As I understood, you are the main person on Earth while you live in heaven. Won’t you be reelected? (7 years old)

- Lord, did you listen to your mom when you were a child? (9 years old)

- What are you doing when it rains? (9 years old)

- I love you, of course but I love my dad and mom more. Is it all right? (9 years old)

- They sell candles in churches. Is it your business? (8 years old)

- I read that Jesus was a Jew but he is your son! Are you a Jew too? (8 years old)

- How old are you? (8 years old)

- The catholics have their own God, the Muslims – another one, the Lutherans – another one, the Indians have their own too. My God, how many of you are up there? (10 years old)

- All right, let’s say Jesus suffered for people’s sake, so for who's sake do people suffer then? (10 years old)

- When people are shooting on Earth, don’t you hear it? (8 years old)

- Do you have any brains or do you consist only of a pure spirit? (9 years old)

- You see, men were giving birth first – remember a rib of Adam and Eve? What didn’t you like about that you gave such a job to women? (10 years old)

- You write in a Bible that first there was a Word. Which one? (7 years old)

- Do you like it up there? (7 years old)

- Why do all people have to love you? (10 years old)

- How are you doing up in heaven? Do you have everything? Maybe you need something? (10 years old)

- Why are you afraid to show yourself to people? (10 years old)

- Why did you create this world? You couldn’t have foreseen it will be such a mess? (10 years old)

- Who have taught you to treat people this way? (9 years old)

- Maybe we are your toys? (8 years old)

- Your fame, doesn’t it disturb your life? (9 years old)

- I wish you to create a wealthy life for yourself. I wish you to have a great house and lots of money. Just remember, please, who wished you all this. (9 years old)

- Dear God, can you take me back? It’s so boring here. (8 years old)

- Please, send us back your son. I promise we won’t crucify him. (9 years old)

- I want you to live on Earth. (7 years old)
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Old 24-03-2007, 22:26   #2
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haha ! my favourite one is : "- Dear God, can you take me back? It’s so boring here. (8 years old)"
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Old 24-03-2007, 22:36   #3
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Old 24-03-2007, 23:34   #4
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fav: "- What are you doing when it rains? (9 years old)"
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Old 25-03-2007, 01:21   #5
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Do you have any brains or do you consist only of pure spirit? (9 years old)

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Old 25-03-2007, 01:48   #6
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this is so funny!

Please, send us back your son. I promise we won’t crucify him

god you gotta love kids! there so cute, i wonder if we were like that when we were young
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Old 25-03-2007, 04:05   #7
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Old 25-03-2007, 11:21   #8
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- I read that Jesus was a Jew but he is your son! Are you a Jew too? (8 years old)


The kid poked a bees nest right there.
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Old 26-03-2007, 19:32   #9
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Russian children were asked to write letters to God. Below is what they asked:

Why are you afraid to show yourself to people? (10 years old)
That's what I would like to know aswell. Children are so cute.
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ROFLMAO! That was so funny it made my day!
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is there a link to this please? It's class!
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Old 07-06-2009, 17:15   #12
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is there a link to this please? It's class!
Yeah, can we get a link for this? It had me in stitches. Those kids are so adorable.
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Old 08-06-2009, 16:22   #13
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Too clever for children...
'though I thought about the same questions when I was a child.
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These Children are mentally fu**ed
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