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01-07-2004, 23:17
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unfortunately, she refused the offer since she wouldn't earn the necessary million...
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030904 - worst day of my life .:ignorance is a bliss:. .:truth is just an excuse for the lack of imagination:. |
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01-07-2004, 23:18
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Fortunately she played lotto and won "Power Ball" of the week, aka $13,000,000.
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01-07-2004, 23:23
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unfortunately, she lost consciousness when she found out and stayed like that for few days...
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030904 - worst day of my life .:ignorance is a bliss:. .:truth is just an excuse for the lack of imagination:. |
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01-07-2004, 23:26
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Offtop:
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 OMG, that was HILARIOUS, Kate! I can't stop laughing! hahahaha A movie about a porn star who suffers from lack of sweat   Fortunately, when she recovered consciousness she talked to the doctor who agreed to do the surgery which would help her to sweat like a pig 
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01-07-2004, 23:28
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Unfortunately, with great sweat comes great responsibility to take care of it. She went broke by buying deodorant.
Offtop: staringelf, hehe, thanks. 
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01-07-2004, 23:31
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fortunately, she got some discount on such products because of her great consupmtion of deodorants from the local store
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01-07-2004, 23:33
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Unfortunatlly all were past there "use before date"
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Ho, ho, ho. Santa is in town. And he has a list of naughty girls. Proud "no club member" club member Life sucks so why don't you just drop your pants and enjoy it? Tatysite, love or leave it. And don't bother complaining, thread will be closed. |
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01-07-2004, 23:40
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Fortunately, she sued the store for having old deodorant on stock and they were forced by law to sell her a thousand units of new deodorant for free. |
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01-07-2004, 23:42
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Unfortunately... *tries to think of something not involving allergy*... Simone's sweat pores got blocked by the cheap deodorant and she went back to sweating under the required level...
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01-07-2004, 23:43
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fortunately, she soon got fired from the porn industry and avoided getting aids that way
Offtop: oh, kate 
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01-07-2004, 23:44
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Unfortunately, Simone had to walk on the streets begging for money since she got broke, but then she found God and He gave her a new reason for living: she decided to become a nun, and went to a convent to try to serve the Lord.
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Last edited by Unplugged; 01-07-2004 at 23:50. Reason: changing 'fortunately' to 'unfortunately' ;) |
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01-07-2004, 23:48
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Unfortunately Simone's hot body seduced the pope on her first annual visit to Vatican.
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01-07-2004, 23:52
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fortunately, noone found out what happened later
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01-07-2004, 23:54
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Unfortunately, 6 months later a tabloid reporter who was paid to investigate the Vatican sex scandals found out about it and Simone got famous as the HolyHooker.
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01-07-2004, 23:56
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Fortunately, Simone got a whole chapter dedicated to her in the Bible - Second Edition.
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01-07-2004, 23:56
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unfortunately, she didn't know what bible is |
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01-07-2004, 23:59
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Fortunately, someone explained it to her and she got so excited that she decided to write a book entitled "The New Bible", which sold millions for being so controversial.
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02-07-2004, 00:01
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Unfortunately, the promotional movie for her book starring herself was banned by Richard and Judy from BBC.
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02-07-2004, 00:02
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fortunately, it was show on NBC and everybody loved it
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02-07-2004, 00:04
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Unfortunately the movie started a massive Anti-Christ/Anti-Bible movement, and the pro-Christian government of USA blamed Simone for it.
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