tATu Escapades! Ep 6! Parts 4 n' 5!

[Me Am Hulk]

Episode 6, Chapters 4 and 5 at tatyak.com

Also posted at tatuworld in the Amusements section

SEE Yulia show off her wedding photos to Lena's family!

SEE Yulia and Lena's first fateful encounter back in their Neposody days!

MARVEL at how Lena learns how to hit the High C!

GASP as Lenochka learns how to swear like a drunken sailor with Yulia's guidance!

It'll be TATULICIOUS! TATUPENDOUS! TATU MUCH!

(Lena WHACKS Me Am Hulk upside the head.)

OW!

BUT BEFORE YOU GO...

MEANWHILE IN THE tATu TRAILER...

(Lena Katina is dressed up as Betty Ross: lab coat, thick-rimmed glasses, and pumps. She GIGGLES as she watches Yulia Volkova try to pop two contact lenses into her eyes. Yulia is wearing a lab smock and a stretched out pair of purple pants hitched to her waist with a leather belt.)

YULIA: Keep it down, will ya? I can't hold my hand steady!

LENA: (cackles) I can't believe we made off with that big green dumbbell's PANTS!!!

YULIA: Shh!! Quiet, quiet... hold on...

(Her back turned towards Lena, she pops in the contacts.)

YULIA: M'kay, ready?

LENA: Hold on, lemme get into character. (clears throat) Okay, go for it!

(Yulia whips around and glares at Lena. The contacts are chalk white. Yulia flexes her arms and SNARLS.)

LENA: (gasps.) "Oh, Bruce!!! My poor dear Bruce!!! What's HAPPENING to you???"

YULIA: "You're... making me RANDY, Betty! You... wouldn't... like me... when I'm... RANDY!!! G-A-A-A-A-H-H!

(Yulia tears off the lab coat, revealing a green sports bra.* She shows off her abs o' steel and ROARS.)

LENA: "EEEEEK! Bruce! You're becoming a... a MONSTER!!!"

YULIA: "RAAAAA! Sexy redhead am pretty!! She-Hunk want to get jiggy!! She-Hunk take redhead, sling her over shoulder like cavegirl, and make her common-law WIFE!"

(Yulia chases Lena around and around the Trailer, with Lena SHRIEKING and SQUEALING in mock terror.)

LENA: "Oh! Help, help me! Stay away from me, you brute!"

YULIA: "BWAH-HA-HAAAAH! Sexy redhead play hard to get all she want! Sexy redhead can't outrun She-Hunk!!"

(Yulia grabs Lena around the waist and lifts her up.)

LENA: "Ooooh! Unhand me, you horrible creature! Don't make me beat at your shoulders impotently with my tiny little fists!"

(Lena beats her tiny little fists against Yulia's shoulders. Yulia peels off Lena's lab coat, revealing a two-piece leopard print bikini.)

YULIA: "MMMM! Sexy redhead put up fiight! She-Hunk love rough foreplay!"

LENA: "I must break free before your animal magnetism overwhelms me! OH, HELP! HEL-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-P!!! SOMEONE, ANYONE HELP ME!!! OH, H-E-L-L-L-L-L-P!!!
OH.... OH.... OH-- "

(At that moment, the Trailer door bursts open! The door and most of the wall shatters to splinters as Me Am Hulk barges into the room. He sees the girls and GROWLS at them.)

LENA: Oh... oh... oh...

YULIA: Oboy.

HULK: Puny humans stole Hulk PANTS!!

(Yulia GULPS. The purple pants come loose and slide down to her ankles, revealing a pair of smiley face women's boxers. Yulia points to Lena.)

YULIA: It was her idea! She made me do it!

LENA: MY idea???

HULK: Give... back... Hulk... pants!

(Yulia shakes the pants off her ankles and hands them to Lena, who quickly hands them to the Hulk.)

LENA: No hard feelings?

HULK: Now for Hulk REVENGE.

(Yulia and Lena brace themselves for the coup de grace.)

(Me Am Hulk puts his pants back on. He smiles and knocks down the other three walls of the Trailer. A crowd has gathered outside to see the commotion.)

HULK: HEY, EVERYBODY!!! LOOK AT TWO HALF-NAKED DUMBBELLS!!!

(Everyone points and LAUGHS at our two heroines: Yulia in her green top and smiley face panties, Lena in her leopard bikini. Me Am Hulk lopes off into an alleyway.)

LENA: This is... embarrassing.

YULIA: Eh, it could be worse... there could be...

(Yulia and Lena flinch as flash bulbs SNAP in their faces.)

YULIA: ...paparazzi.

LENA: Next time, let's steal a wimpier superhero's pants.

YULIA: Like Aquaman's.

LENA: Yeah...

END.

* That's right, Yulia's wearing a top to preserve her modesty. So none of you horn dogs can ogle her itty-bitty titties...
Nyah-nyah-nyah.

[parrish122]

<Grin> Perfect timing. I *needed* a good laugh.

Great stuff!

Parrish

[jENytATy]

i haven't seen you on tatugirls for a long time.. i've noticed you were a victim of what's his face's scheme.. that whole password mess.. is that the reason?

i'm just glad you're posting your work here now..

love your work..

[Yulia_Fan]

LMAO!

thats great, i really love ur stories Me Am Hulk, i hope we can expect more soon