Metal & Salad

[freddie]

Originally Posted by spyretto

yeah i love Cos Lettuce. Reminded me to get some tomorrow.

I'm SO tempted to switch to cabbage right now, you have no idea. These prices are ridiculous.

[Unplugged]

Originally Posted by freddie

I'm SO tempted to switch to cabbage right now, you have no idea. These prices are ridiculous.

I think it was funny for a while, but now you're starting a second page of discussion of lettuce and cabbage on a heavy metal thread... Maybe it's time to either stop or create a thread about lettuce and cabbage, huh?

[freddie]

Originally Posted by staringelf

I think it was funny for a while, but know you're starting a second page of discussion of lettuce and cabbage on a heavy metal thread... Maybe it's time to either stop or create a thread about lettuce and cabbage, huh?

"Know"? You mean "now"?

[rosh]

ahhh iceberg lettuce and balsamic vinegar !

mmm salad ...

what kind of salad do you think heavy metal musicians like ?

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Originally Posted by freddie

"Know"? You mean "now"?

Yesssss I meant "now"... And that was really important

And, OH, guess what, I prefer ranch dressing in my salad! Aren't I funny for talking about salads on a heavy metal thread... Applause for me

[QueenBee]

staringelf, you get a standing ovation from me.

[freddie]

Originally Posted by staringelf

Yesssss I meant "now"... And that was really important

And, OH, guess what, I prefer ranch dressing in my salad! Aren't I funny for talking about salads on a heavy metal thread... Applause for me

You are! *is impressed*

Rosh I think they'd go for the Round lettuce, (sometimes also called Butterhead) - usually has a cluster of crisp, sweet leaves nestling in the centre that partner most dressings very well.

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Originally Posted by freddie

You are! *is impressed*

Nope, nobody is At least, not ten times in a row

[spyretto]

Originally Posted by coolasfcuk

that was GREAT !!!

Yeah, punchline of the day in my book...but then again...freddie, sorry to ask this but it's kinda bugging me: when you were saying time and again you believe Tatu girls were true, pure, unadulterated dykes were you doing it to get more friends on the forum? You don't have to asnwer the question if it's too personal...

p.s. mmmmmmm, lettuce sounds good, nice organic one that is still ALIVE when you buy it... so you can 'kill it' and torture it, and then BITE it up... if that's not metal... ha ha, almost compares to bitting off bat heads

Guys, are you trying to make comparisons between animals and plants "deaths" to maintain that eating meat is morally ok? Cause I'm not going to fall for it.

On the question of salads metal musicians like, wikipedia has the following : see Carcass

Carcass was a British goregrind/death metal band formed by Napalm Death guitarist Bill Steer together with drummer Ken Owen in 1985. They were based in Liverpool. On their first demo, an Indian named Sanjiv did the vocals. In 1987, bassist and vocalist Jeffrey Walker formerly of the Electro Hippies joined them.

The band focused on topics mostly relating to the medical field and bizarre combinations of medical equipment and chemicals with human anatomy. This lyrical focus lead many in the music press to falsely believe that one or more members of the band had studied medicine. There is more evidence to show that this lyrical focus was a method of pushing vegetarian beliefs (for example "Exhume To Consume"). Typical Carcass song titles from their early work include 'Lavaging Expectorate of Lysergide Composition' and 'Microwaved Uterogestation.

so Carcass were all vegetarians, one was vegan as well

[freddie]

Originally Posted by spyretto

Yeah, punchline of the day in my book...but then again...freddie, sorry to ask this but it's kinda bugging me: when you were saying time and again you believe Tatu girls were true, pure, unadulterated dykes were you doing it to get more friends on the forum? You don't have to asnwer the question if it's too personal...

To get more friends on the forum? ROTFL ... No.

... the only thing I said was that they love eachother. I still belive they love eachother (ok... maybe that love lessoned by now, since they probably got a bit tired of eachothers constant company. But true love is close to hate sometimes, isn't it?

But never in anyway did you see me say they were pure, unadulterated dykes. If you listened to father Ivan more carefully you'd understand that such a thing doesn't even exist. It's all a part of the commi propaganda.

*chews redundantly on his overpriced lettuce*

[coolasfcuk]

Originally Posted by spyretto

: see Carcass

there you go... there's ONE of the 'instruments' my brother used for torturing ME!

die mooooooooofoooooookers, dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

p.s. at the NAME of this thread - 'metal and salad'

[Unplugged]

Originally Posted by coolasfcuk

p.s. at the NAME of this thread - 'metal and salad'

Yeah, wtf ... That's the most fucked up combination ever I just get this picture of pale long-haired freaks dressed in black eating salad compulsively

[freddie]

Originally Posted by coolasfcuk

p.s. at the NAME of this thread - 'metal and salad'

LOL! Weeeeee!! *slavic high five*

[coolasfcuk]

Originally Posted by freddie

LOL! Weeeeee!! *slavic high five*

*high five*

which reminds me ... wait till i get some time to record those bulgarian tongue twisters

[spyretto]

oh thanks for clarifying, freddie

Microwaved Uterogestation lyrics ( not quite suitable for Sgt Lonely Hearts club - or perhaps? )

Fomentatious perflation hydrogenates your foetal cisterna
Coagulating haemorrhage and your congenital hernia

Dehydrated soup - crumbling hygroma
Pectified sludge - dank, acrid aroma

Clotting uteral mucus, dissipating your foetus
Melting your uterus and evaporation your cyesis

Your molten foetus is reconstituted by warm, molten enzymes
Slowly digested in microwaved slime
Your stomach is churning, heat effervescing your succus
Your innards running like hot, sticky mucus

Mangled uterogestation, your perimetrium clots
Your insides cooking, steaming and hot

Now coolasfcuk you finally know what those maggots "sung" about.

[luxxi]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGG GHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What have you done to my thread? You turned it into spamfest. Oh well, if you can't beat them make them eat lettuce.

Anybody tried canned corn and cabbage and some cooked beef + oil & vinegar?

[QueenBee]

Are fruitsalads ok? Or is this strictly vegetable-ish?
*Fruitsalad fan*

[freddie]

Originally Posted by luxxi

Anybody tried canned corn and cabbage and some cooked beef + oil & vinegar?

What the hell are you on about?

This is a Heavy Metal thread. Rock on, dude!

[QueenBee]

What exactly IS heavy metal? 'Cause I can't tell the difference of all those genres.

[luxxi]

Originally Posted by freddie

This is a Heavy Metal thread. Rock on, dude!

Hey, this is my thread. I'll talk about anything I well damn want.

And shouldn't that be put the metal to the petal? Or petal to the metal? Or order another bowl of cabbage?