Important notice

[luxxi]

"Important Notice"

To: All Internet Users
From: Kim Dereksen
Interconnected Network Maintenance staff
Main branch, Massachusetts Institute of Technology
Subject: Internet Cleaning

PLEASE PASS THIS NOTICE TO OTHER USERS WHO MAY NOT SEE IT!

As many of you know, each year the Internet must be shut down for 24 hours in order to allow us to clean it. The cleaning process, which eliminates dead e-mail and inactive ftp, www and gopher sites, allows for a better-working and faster Internet.

This year, the cleaning process will take place from 12:01 a.m.GMT on April 1 until 12:01 a.m. GMT on April 2. During that 24-hour period, five very powerful Japanese built multi-lingual Internet-crawling robots (Toshiba ML-2274) situated around the world will search the Internet and delete any data that they find.

In order to protect your valuable data from deletion we ask that you do the following:

1. Disconnect all terminals and local area networks from their Internet connections.
2. Shut down all Internet servers, or disconnect them from the Internet.
3. Disconnect all disks and hard drives from any connections to the Internet.
4. Refrain from connecting any computer to the Internet in any way.

We understand the inconvenience that this may cause some Internet users, and we apologize. However, we are certain that any inconvenience will be more than made up for by the increased speed and efficiency of the Internet, once it has been cleared of electronic flotsam and jetsam.

We thank you for your cooperation.
Kim Dereksen
Interconnected Network Maintenance staff
Main branch, Massachusetts Institute of Technology

[rosh]

happy april fools day =)

[teeny]

yeah
*replugs Internet connection*

Nice try though

[freddie]

Wow... thanks man! That was close! *logs off*

[coolasfcuk]

And please, to get your internet cleaned up send $5 to my address!

[teeny]

Originally posted by coolasfcuk
And please, to get your internet cleaned up send $5 to my address!

Oh and if in doubt of where to send the money just send them to me and I'll make sure it'll be even cleaner

[rosh]

ah if that is zimbabwean dollars then i pay happily

1 ZWD = 0.00125000 USD 1 USD = 800.000 ZWD

so it takes 800 zim dollars to make $1 US

hehe it will take a long time to be rich then from your new internet scam coolies hehe =)

[coolasfcuk]

Originally posted by rosh
ah if that is zimbabwean dollars then i pay happily
hehe it will take a long time to be rich then from your new internet scam coolies hehe =)

baaaaaah,

but noooo, it's Coolie Dollaaaaaaaaas, where 1 Coolie dollar = $ 100

[kishkash]

LMFAO!!! Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure looool

cute trick tho

[luxxi]

Originally posted by kishkash
LMFAO!!! Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure looool

cute trick tho

Hmmmm. I guess you posted this today because yesterday you had your comp disconected from the net?