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25-07-2003, 05:36 | #1 |
Phanphic Phreak
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tATu breakup... opinions?
Hello puny humans...
Hulk am bummed out. Hulk two favorite chanteuses say they will break up, but at same time they claim to cut new album and go on tour. Hulk am confused! (Granted, Hulk not that bright but...) What rumor am Hulk supposed to believe? Other things Hulk am confused about: 1) Santa Claus, am him real? 2) Elvis, am him dead? 3) Where babies come from, stork or bee sting? 4) Ivan Shapovalov, am him Darth Vader? 5) George W. Bush, am him really goofy guy from "Gilligan's Island?" 6) tATu/Rammstein team-up, am it pipe dream or no? 7) Hulk's vocabulary, will Hooked on Phonics work? 8) Do tATu girls think Hulk sexy? 9) Why Hulk's pants never rip off? Does Hulk live in G-Rated alternate reality? -Me Am Hulk |
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25-07-2003, 06:08 | #2 | |
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25-07-2003, 07:22 | #3 |
Harrumph.
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Me Am Hulk, your avatar has a serious indigestion problem. *snigger snigger*
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25-07-2003, 07:37 | #4 | |
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Re: tATu breakup... opinions?
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25-07-2003, 09:14 | #5 |
t.A.T.u. Music Lover :)
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LOL
I can't answer all of those things Hulky, but it was a great laugh But, I thought the breakup thing was just a rumor? I dunno You hulk. Me raven. Both confoosed.
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25-07-2003, 10:59 | #6 | |
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Lmao
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25-07-2003, 19:11 | #7 |
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The Incredible She-Hunk
To be read while looking at Me Am Hulk's Avatar...
(Yulia Volkova has strapped herself to a giant radiology doohickey, a red flashing sign spells "DANGER.") "Doctor Yulia Volkova: Physician, Scientist, Jailbait... searching for a way to tap into the hidden libido that all humans have... "Then an accidental overdose of ESTROGEN alters her body chemistry... (THUNDERSTORM! Yulia is trying to fix her bra strap in the pouring, pounding rain... and it snaps in her face!) YULIA: AAAOOWWW! GRRR.... (Her eyeballs go all funny, and she turns green...) "And now when Yulia Volkova gets angry or hot n' bothered, a startling metamorphosis occurs... (YULIA rips out of her clothes and becomes the SHAPELY SHE-HUNK!) SHE-HUNK: RAAAAARRRGGH! Hey there, tiger! (Lena, dressed up like Sherlock Holmes, follows a trail of large footprints with a huge magnifying glass.) "The Creature is driven by LUST, and is pursued by an investigative reporter... (Lena corners Yulia.) YULIA: (Panting.) Missus McLeena, don't make me horny! You wouldn't like me when I'm horny! (THUNDER! RAIN! Yulia Hunks out, grabs Lena and the two begin snogging!) "The Creature is wanted for a soul kiss she didn't commit... (Yulia in school, she's flirting with boys, but CAN'T SEEM TO GET HER EYES OFF THAT REDHEAD...) "Yulia Volkova is believed to be straight... and she must let the whole world think she IS straight... until she can find a way to control the sex-starved vixen that dwells within her." (Split screen of Yuli and She-Hunk.) SHE-HUNK: RAAAAAAARRRRGH!! Call me, babe! Tee-hee! |
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25-07-2003, 19:28 | #8 |
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lmao I could picture that
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