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07-11-2004, 02:40
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 Poor woman... Hey, I wonder if there are women fat enough that when they fall on these "walking machines" they are not "towed" away by it cuz they're too heavy? It'd be wierd, won't it? Lol.
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09-11-2004, 23:52
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Music video
This is a music video for a song called "Voksenbaby.dk" - meaning adultbaby.dk. I know the lyrics is in danish, but I think the images speaks for themself though. It's from a comedy group, whos tv program is now the most seen fridayprogram ever. |
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13-11-2004, 18:57
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Virtual bartender - she answers to the "orders" you type.
 So far i've found she answers to: give me a beer give me a can drink a beer bend over spread your legs shake your boobs lick your boobs take off your top show me your ass show me your pussy give me a lap dance shake your body fake an orgasm kiss a girl kiss a guy strip naked lie on the bar Edited to add new ones: jump around pillow fight get wet eat a banana rub yourself If you find other "orders", please post, LOL. 
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13-11-2004, 19:26
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My orders were: Give me vodka Give me VODKA! And she didn't give me any vodka.  Then I typed "Be my friend"... ..and I've never been this traumatised in my life. |
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13-11-2004, 20:58
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you'll need love
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 Of course this was my first option to try.. damn thats scary stuff.. now I don't want a new friend for sure
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13-11-2004, 22:04
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more orders: jump around pillow fight get wet eat a banana rub yourself |
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13-11-2004, 23:02
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You've never played golf before now because you've always considered this kind of sport being boring? From now and on you'll be playing it!
Squirrels' Golf  Not for nervous people... 
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Подайте сколько-нибудь репутации бывшему депутату Государственной Думы от кадетской фракции Last edited by arbalet42; 14-11-2004 at 13:03. |
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14-11-2004, 02:12
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14-11-2004, 06:44
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Great noki_the_cat, they are realy funny! Like a lot the second one!
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14-11-2004, 12:04
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hehe.. thats one bad cup of coffee to wake up to for sure
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15-11-2004, 18:08
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This one could have went to the Star Wars thread aswell, but figured it belonged in here:
Now that would have been unexpected |
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18-11-2004, 02:44
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18-11-2004, 21:56
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18-11-2004, 22:09
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Those Dubya quotes always crack me up, what a morron, even Van Damme has more depth, better grammar, and better vocabulary. Those guys have balls. |
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18-11-2004, 23:11
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This is the reason to why I'm not gay... yet.  Kidding! (About the reason or about not being gay yet? Take a wild guess! )
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26-11-2004, 02:19
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06-12-2004, 20:45
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Gimme some sugar!
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A lady walked into a drugstore and told the pharmacist she needed some cyanide. The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady then explained that she needed it to poison her husband. The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "Lord have mercy, I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! They'll throw both of us in jail and I'll lose my license." Then the lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife, and handed it to the pharmacist. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, you didn't tell me you had a prescription!" edit: A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you". She answers, " My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive." "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me." She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic." The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!" "OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley." The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My dear child," said the nun, why are you crying?" "Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied. I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish." The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party." |
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21-12-2004, 06:11
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I find this animation very funny, anyone else remember "Migraine boy" from Mtv?,I think it was great
the website is: migraine boy my favourites: ninja and pretzel (too late but) about the virtual bartender I gave her one order: Fight. the result was good 
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21-12-2004, 06:32
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That's definitely a geek fantasy, LOL. I wonder how many more orders there are to find.
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24-12-2004, 02:23
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Click on "Proven Wrong". He sounds SO sure of himself!
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