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Old 18-05-2004, 00:43   #1
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Talking Game: tATu vs. HEINO!

Who would win in a fight, tATu or HEINO?

For those who don't know:

HEINO

Occupation: Deustche Volksinger

Physical Appearance: Platinum Blond Hair, Dark Sunglasses.

Superhuman powers: Deep, booming baritone voice. Appearance "creeps out" the casual television viewer. Rumored to have heat-ray vision like the X-Men's Cyclops, hence the sunglasses. Replicates like an Agent Smith Virus. Can transform into the Decepticon Panzer Assault Tank HEINOUS MAXIMUS.

Known Weaknesses: Reportedly "creeped out" by homosexuals. Also has a "thing" for "The Ladies."

First Appearance: Marvel Comics' "Tales to Astonish" Issue #37.

tATu - Yulia V. and Lena K.

Occupations: Russian Chanteuses/Faux Lesbians

Physical Appearance: (Yulia V.) Bristled Hair dyed Brunette, kinda short, itty-bitty-pretty-titties. (Lena K.) Curly Hair dyed Red, kinda tall, buxom bust.

Superhuman Powers: (Yulia V.) Piercing, Minnie-Mouse vocals known to shatter glass. Stark Raving Mad. Rumored to have retractable Adamantium Claws. (Lena K.) Soft, sultry voice used to hypnotize the unwary. Criminal Mastermind (Mistressmind?) Rumored to have sidewinder missiles implanted in mammaries.
(as tATu) Can stymie whole crowds by "sucking face" intensely. Dodge bullets. The girls can also combine into Super-Mega Autoerotobot SAPPHOTRON. (sold seperately.)

Known Weaknesses: Defeated by Estonian pop singers at last year's Eurovision. They take forever to come out with a follow up album. They also have a "thing" for "The Ladies," or at least they do on stage.

First Appearance: "Mangalicious Hentai Softcore Porn," Issue #48.

Who shall prevail? YOU make the call! READY? STEADY... FIGHT!!!

(Cue "Burly Brawl" Music from "The Matrix Reloaded.")
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Old 18-05-2004, 03:14   #2
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itty-bitty-pretty-titties.

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Rumored to have retractable Adamantium Claws. (Lena K.) Soft, sultry voice used to hypnotize the unwary. Rumored to have sidewinder missiles implanted in mammaries.

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