Kinda funny huge-ass survery

[QueenBee]

Here is a survey I got and I thought it was pretty funny so that's why I'm posting it here.. It's pretty (read: horribly) long so.. I recommend it only when you're bored :P Oh and I didn't make this so don't yell at ME. And pretend the questions are directed at you from me (you'll understand what I'm talking about later) otherwise it will just sound.. stupid.

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1.) how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?
2.) Don't know? Want to find out?
3.) Do you like suckers?
4.) What about skittles?
5.) How about the person who sent this to you?
6.) Who sent this to you?
7.) Do you often wear socks or do you prefer to go barefoot?
8.) Do you have nice feet or are they gibbled and deformed?
9.) What does gibbled mean?
10.) Do you often make up words?
11.) Who do you like right now?
12.) Are you going out with them? if not do you wish you were?
13.) What makes them so special?
14.) Have you ever kissed them?
15.) hugged them?
16.) Seen them naked?
17.) how far have you REALLY gone with them?
18.) How far have you gone with anybody?
19.) How far would you go on a first date?
20.) Would you use whip cream?
21.) Do you like whip cream?
22.) Who are you?
23.) comments????
24.) I've decided i dont like the number 24 so it doesnt get to be a question
25.) have you ever had sex or are you a virgin?
26.) have you ever had a sexual dream?
27.) what was it about?
28.) Was I in it?
29.) don't lie...was i in it?
30.) who was in it?
31.) did you 'enjoy' this dream?
32.) why or why not?
33.) make up a question for this and answer it....NOW
34.) comments??
35.) do you go to school?
36.)where?
37.) do you have a job?
38.) where
39.) do you like your job?
40.) how old are you?
41.) how old do people think you are based on looks and how you act?
42.) is that good or bad in your eyes?
43.) wow
44.) are you enjoying this survey so far?
45.) why or why not?
interesting well its not over yet
46.) meow?
47.) do you like monkeys?
48.) do you wish you were a monkey?
49.) i wish i was a monkey...how does that make you feel?
50.) have you ever heard your parents doing it?
51.) have you ever seen your parents doing it?
52.) how did that make you feel?
53.) don't lie i bet you liked it?
54.) so what about michael jackson eh? isn't he a cool guy molesting kids and all?
55.) what about me? pretty hott aren't i?
56.) i bet you fantasize about me all the time?
57.) ever had a dream about me?
58.) what happend in it?
59.) have you ever had a crush on me?
60.) whats the most we've done together?
61.) what do you want us to do?
62.) If i was drunk wold you take advantage of me?
63.) if so what would you do?
64.) if not why?
65.) what would you say if i said i had a crush on you?
66.) would you believe me?
67.) why or why not?
68.) do i lie a lot?
69.) do i lie to you?
70.) what have i lied to you about if yes?
71.) whats the CrAzIeSt thing i've ever said to you?
72.) whats the craziest thing ive ever done?
73.) i bet you want to sex me up right now?
74.) im wearing a school girl uniform...does that turn you on?
75.) LIAR
76.) no for real...does it?
77.) why or why not?
78.) im guessing if you said no its cuz you're a girl
79.) i dont like girls like that...do you?
80.) awesome...comments???
81.) have you ever wanted to kill yourself?
82.) why...i hope its not because of this survey
83.) look a flying chicken
84.) you're stupid chickens don't fly
85.) but you're zipper does and right now its flyin low...ow ow i like it like that
86.) how long have you known me?
87.) how well do you know me?
88.) how well do you want to know me?
89.) how are you going to accomplish that?
90.) why?
91.) do you believe in love?
92.) do you believe in aliens?
93.) they're coming to get you are you scared?
94.) im coming to get you now are you scared?
95.) what scares you?
96.) why?
97.) do you think you'll ever get over that fear?
98.) can i help you?
99.) i really want to please let me?
100.) no this is the last question of the survey. I'll make it good. If you could have sex with one person in the world no questions asked who would it be? (say me say me)

comments????

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Hmm, I hope you had fun.

[Pop!]

1.) how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? We don't have tootsie rolls here, so i don't know.
2.) Don't know? Want to find out? No.
3.) Do you like suckers? Mmmm...not really.
4.) What about skittles? Depends.
5.) How about the person who sent this to you? Well i don't know them ALL that well but they sound friendly, so yea.
6.) Who sent this to you? It was posted not sent.
7.) Do you often wear socks or do you prefer to go barefoot? Barefoot
8.) Do you have nice feet or are they gibbled and deformed? Nice but they've got a few scars on the bottoms.
9.) What does gibbled mean? Well in Australia it means big stone. I THINK!
10.) Do you often make up words? When i've been eating sugar.
11.) Who do you like right now? I don't know. Umm...anyone? umm..Angelina Jolie?
12.) Are you going out with them? if not do you wish you were? lemme see...Hell yes!!
13.) What makes them so special? Everything.
14.) Have you ever kissed them? No.
15.) hugged them? No.
16.) Seen them naked? .haha...i think it was photoshopped.
17.) how far have you REALLY gone with them? Nowhere. But ive been 12 hours away from her once.
18.) How far have you gone with anybody? Mmm thats private.
19.) How far would you go on a first date? Depends who it was with obviously.
20.) Would you use whip cream? Sure, why not?
21.) Do you like whip cream? It tends to make me feel sick actually.
22.) Who are you? Well if i had a nice name i would tell you but i don't so...its horrible i think.
23.) comments???? None.
24.) I've decided i dont like the number 24 so it doesnt get to be a question
25.) have you ever had sex or are you a virgin? Once again...thats private, lol.
26.) have you ever had a sexual dream? How could i not?
27.) what was it about? Umm sex? *confused*
28.) Was I in it? Maybe.
29.) don't lie...was i in it? ....no, sorry you weren't.
30.) who was in it? Umm well they vary alot, lmao.
31.) did you 'enjoy' this dream? I did.
32.) why or why not? Because it was good, lol, i don't know.
33.) make up a question for this and answer it....NOW ...Yes.
34.) comments?? That was WEIRD!
35.) do you go to school? Yes i do.
36.)where? In Brisbane.
37.) do you have a job? No i don't.
38.) where? If i had one i would tell you.
39.) do you like your job? I DON'T HAVE ONE!!
40.) how old are you? Older than a goat.
41.) how old do people think you are based on looks and how you act? I'm apparently an uptight bitch so that would probably put me up in the mid 30's somewhere, lol. And people generally think im younger than i actually am, so...
42.) is that good or bad in your eyes? Bad. I have to carry my ID around with me all the time, lol.
43.) wow
44.) are you enjoying this survey so far? Its..interesting.
45.) why or why not? Umm because....i don't bloody know.

46.) meow? Woof!
47.) do you like monkeys? No, they're my most hated animal.
48.) do you wish you were a monkey? No, I would fling myself of a cliff and do the world a favour if i was.
49.) i wish i was a monkey...how does that make you feel? It makes me feel..really repelled actually.
50.) have you ever heard your parents doing it? Yes i have.
51.) have you ever seen your parents doing it? Yes i have.
52.) how did that make you feel? Completely discusted actually. I never wanted to kiss either of them again after seeing that. *shudders*
53.) don't lie i bet you liked it? No, really, i was quite scarred from the experience.
54.) so what about michael jackson eh? isn't he a cool guy molesting kids and all? I hope your being sarcastic.
55.) what about me? pretty hott aren't i? U sound confident

56.) i bet you fantasize about me all the time? Not ALL the time.
57.) ever had a dream about me? Nope.
58.) what happend in it? Nothing because it never happened.
59.) have you ever had a crush on me? Nope, lol.
60.) whats the most we've done together? Conversed.
61.) what do you want us to do? Keep conversing in a friendly manner. No more of this creepy, psycotic stalker crap with these questions.
62.) If i was drunk wold you take advantage of me? If you came onto me first, yea, lmao.
63.) if so what would you do? Umm...depends.
64.) if not why? what?
65.) what would you say if i said i had a crush on you? I wouldn't say anything. I would type it, lol.
66.) would you believe me? Not really.
67.) why or why not? Because my friends always say they have a crush on me but they're joking, you know? Like my friends would say it with a serious face but they OBVIOUSLY don't mean it. So im sorta immune to that crap now. Lol.
68.) do i lie a lot? I wouldn't be able to tell.
69.) do i lie to you? I don't know.
70.) what have i lied to you about if yes? Nothing.
71.) whats the CrAzIeSt thing i've ever said to you? umm..nothing, lmao.
72.) whats the craziest thing ive ever done? Bitch slapped one of the moderators.
73.) i bet you want to sex me up right now? not really. Im a bit too hungry right now.
74.) im wearing a school girl uniform...does that turn you on? Yes it does actually. Lol.
75.) LIAR. No really it does.
76.) no for real...does it? YES!
77.) why or why not? Because this is a bloody TATU site!!
78.) im guessing if you said no its cuz you're a girl? Yes ur right that im a girl, but i said yes, so ... yea.
79.) i dont like girls like that...do you? ....what do you think?
80.) awesome...comments??? ...none.
81.) have you ever wanted to kill yourself? Yes.
82.) why...i hope its not because of this survey. No it was ages ago.
83.) look a flying chicken! Chickens can't fly.
84.) you're stupid chickens don't fly. YOU'RE stupid! what did i just say!?
85.) but you're zipper does and right now its flyin low...ow ow i like it like that ...no its not.
86.) how long have you known me? Umm since March..well technically i STILL don't know you.
87.) how well do you know me? Not very, lol.
88.) how well do you want to know me? Not enough to go round ur house and eat some potatoes with you in ur closet.
89.) how are you going to accomplish that? Im not as i just said, lol.
90.) why? Because.
91.) do you believe in love? Yes.
92.) do you believe in aliens? Yes.
93.) they're coming to get you are you scared? No because they're not.
94.) im coming to get you now are you scared? No. You don't know where i live.
95.) what scares you? The girl from the Ring. Even tho she's cute and a dork in real life.
96.) why? Because she just is.
97.) do you think you'll ever get over that fear? Yea but i only saw it for the first time last nite so it may take a while.
98.) can i help you? Not if u look like her.
99.) i really want to please let me? OK.
100.) no this is the last question of the survey. I'll make it good. If you could have sex with one person in the world no questions asked who would it be? (say me say me) Angelina Jolie.

comments???? Thankyou for your time. Im goin to eat some grub now.

[kishkash]

OMG pop!! LMFAO! that was a funny read *now if only i had the patience to answer every question*

[Veggie Delite]

Originally posted by kishkash
OMG pop!! LMFAO! that was a funny read *now if only i had the patience to answer every question*

my keyboard would wear off

[Me Am Hulk]

[quote]Originally posted by QueenBee
[b]Here is a survey I got and I thought it was pretty funny so that's why I'm posting it here.. It's pretty (read: horribly) long so.. I recommend it only when you're bored :P Oh and I didn't make this so don't yell at ME. And pretend the questions are directed at you from me (you'll understand what I'm talking about later) otherwise it will just sound.. stupid.

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1.) how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Hulk not lick, Hulk SMASH
2.) Don't know? Want to find out? Puny human think she am smarter than Hulk? RAAAARGH!
3.) Do you like suckers? Hulk not into back-alley stuff... um, yet...
4.) What about skittles? Skittles give Hulk gas
5.) How about the person who sent this to you? Queenbee am nice to Hulk. Hulk not smash Queenbee
6.) Who sent this to you? Puny human try to mindf**k Hulk? HULK SMASH!!!
7.) Do you often wear socks or do you prefer to go barefoot? Hulk go barefoot. It am Hulk trademark look.
8.) Do you have nice feet or are they gibbled and deformed? HULK HAVE NICE FOOTSIES!!! THICK LIKE TREETRUNK
9.) What does gibbled mean? Hulk not know, Hulk check dictionary. Gibbled begin with "Z?"
10.) Do you often make up words? Hulk invent word! It go: RRRRREEEEAAAAAARRRRGGHHH!!!
11.) Who do you like right now? Hulk like She-Hulk
12.) Are you going out with them? if not do you wish you were? Hulk pine after She-Hulk from afar...
13.) What makes them so special? She-Hulk am big, green and like to run around half-naked... just like Hulk!
14.) Have you ever kissed them? (Hulk blushes.)
15.) hugged them? (Hulk blushes more)
16.) Seen them naked? (Hulk crosses legs to hide erection.)
17.) how far have you REALLY gone with them? Hulk and She-Hulk like to smash puny humans together!
18.) How far have you gone with anybody? One time, Hulk and She-Hulk each drop whole building on puny human. We like it rough!
19.) How far would you go on a first date? Um... we drop BATTLESHIP on puny human?
20.) Would you use whip cream? On battleship? Hulk not sure...
21.) Do you like whip cream? Well... it help lubricate Hulk pants!
22.) Who are you? RAARRGGH! Hulk hate smarty-smart, twenty dollar questions! This not Babylon 5 fan site!
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100.) no this is the last question of the survey. I'll make it good. If you could have sex with one person in the world no questions asked who would it be? (say me say me) Ooooh! Queenbee want to be Hulk's new She-Hulk??

comments????

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Hmm, I hope you had fun.

[madeldoe]

1.) how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?
pfft..like i know

2.) Don't know? Want to find out?
not really..

3.) Do you like suckers?
depends..

4.) What about skittles?
the red ones..

5.) How about the person who sent this to you?
sure..i wub qbizzle

6.) Who sent this to you?
^

7.) Do you often wear socks or do you prefer to go barefoot?
depends..

8.) Do you have nice feet or are they gibbled and deformed?
LOL..even if people had deformed feet..do you really think they'd admit to it?

9.) What does gibbled mean?


10.) Do you often make up words?
fashugadale

11.) Who do you like right now?
mah byehbyeh

12.) Are you going out with them?
mm hmm

13.) What makes them so special?
everything

14.) Have you ever kissed them?
lol durr

15.) hugged them?
durr

16.) Seen them naked?
pffft

17.) how far have you REALLY gone with them?
this far *holds out hands*

18.) How far have you gone with anybody?
whos asking?

19.) How far would you go on a first date?
whats the date include? LOL

20.) Would you use whip cream?
if it were provided..why not?

21.) Do you like whip cream?
ofcourse!

22.) Who are you?
*sings* im just a love machine! and I won't work for nobody but joo!!

23.) comments????
*continues singing* I'm just a love machine! A hugging kissing fiend!

24.) I've decided i dont like the number 24 so it doesnt get to be a question
well pfffft..

25.) have you ever had sex or are you a virgin?
i like snickers crunchers!!

26.) have you ever had a sexual dream?
who hasnt?

27.) what was it about?
yo momma!! wait..

28.) Was I in it?
if i knew what u looked like..maybe i could pencil u in for an appointment

29.) don't lie...was i in it?


30.) who was in it?
yo momma!! wait..doh!!

31.) did you 'enjoy' this dream?
which one?

32.) why or why not?
ermm..

33.) make up a question for this and answer it....NOW
do you like snickers crunchers?

34.) comments??
YES

35.) do you go to school?
unfortunately yes..

36.)where?
round the corner..

37.) do you have a job?
unfortunately yes

38.) where
round the corner

39.) do you like your job?
no

40.) how old are you?
almost legal

41.) how old do people think you are based on looks and how you act?
*shrugs*

42.) is that good or bad in your eyes?
*shrugs*

43.) wow
W O W

44.) are you enjoying this survey so far?
not anymore..

45.) why or why not?
my interest is fading..

interesting well its not over yet
it is for me... ill get back on the the rest some other time..


46.) meow?
47.) do you like monkeys?
48.) do you wish you were a monkey?
49.) i wish i was a monkey...how does that make you feel?
50.) have you ever heard your parents doing it?
51.) have you ever seen your parents doing it?
52.) how did that make you feel?
53.) don't lie i bet you liked it?
54.) so what about michael jackson eh? isn't he a cool guy molesting kids and all?
55.) what about me? pretty hott aren't i?
56.) i bet you fantasize about me all the time?
57.) ever had a dream about me?
58.) what happend in it?
59.) have you ever had a crush on me?
60.) whats the most we've done together?
61.) what do you want us to do?
62.) If i was drunk wold you take advantage of me?
63.) if so what would you do?
64.) if not why?
65.) what would you say if i said i had a crush on you?
66.) would you believe me?
67.) why or why not?
68.) do i lie a lot?
69.) do i lie to you?
70.) what have i lied to you about if yes?
71.) whats the CrAzIeSt thing i've ever said to you?
72.) whats the craziest thing ive ever done?
73.) i bet you want to sex me up right now?
74.) im wearing a school girl uniform...does that turn you on?
75.) LIAR
76.) no for real...does it?
77.) why or why not?
78.) im guessing if you said no its cuz you're a girl
79.) i dont like girls like that...do you?
80.) awesome...comments???
81.) have you ever wanted to kill yourself?
82.) why...i hope its not because of this survey
83.) look a flying chicken
84.) you're stupid chickens don't fly
85.) but you're zipper does and right now its flyin low...ow ow i like it like that
86.) how long have you known me?
87.) how well do you know me?
88.) how well do you want to know me?
89.) how are you going to accomplish that?
90.) why?
91.) do you believe in love?
92.) do you believe in aliens?
93.) they're coming to get you are you scared?
94.) im coming to get you now are you scared?
95.) what scares you?
96.) why?
97.) do you think you'll ever get over that fear?
98.) can i help you?
99.) i really want to please let me?
100.) no this is the last question of the survey. I'll make it good. If you could have sex with one person in the world no questions asked who would it be? (say me say me)

[QueenBee]

Queenbee want to be Hulk's new She-Hulk??

With pleasure

(Hulk crosses legs to hide erection.)

[cirrus]

I'll just skip to the best part...

100.) If you could have sex with one person in the world no questions asked who would it be? (say me say me)

Ummmm... QueenBee.

Unless Milla Jovovich is available.

[QueenBee]

cirrus, call me

Unless Milla Jovovich is available.

Oh pfsheesh! Forget about that! *Throws herself into your arms*

[cirrus]

QueenBee -
*catches you in my arms*

well, if you insist...

call me

I needs your # first


I can't believe some of you guys took the time to answer every question. I envy your attention span.

[QueenBee]

*catches you in my arms*

*Flies on pink clouds*

I needs your # first

That should be easily fixed..

I can't believe some of you guys took the time to answer every question. I envy your attention span.

Heh.. only Pop made it through the whole thing.. I call that.. uhm.. very good? *Gives prize to Pop* you deserve it, man

[Me Am Hulk]

Originally posted by QueenBee
With pleasure

(Me Am Hulk uncrosses legs, slings QueenBee's voluptuous bod over his massive shoulder, and lopes off into the wild green forest...)

[Pop!]

*cough* Could someone else make some friggen time to answer every question!?

I don't wanna look like the only one here without a life. Even tho its true...

[freddie]

Another one with no life here! *raises hand*


1.) how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? What's a tootsie roll?
2.) Don't know? Want to find out? Not really.
3.) Do you like suckers? Similar to lolly pops? Then yes.
4.) What about skittles? Oh we have that. Don't like them though.
5.) How about the person who sent this to you? Queenie ? Like her! *huggles*
6.) Who sent this to you? Queenie! (kinda)
7.) Do you often wear socks or do you prefer to go barefoot? Socks
8.) Do you have nice feet or are they gibbled and deformed? Nice
9.) What does gibbled mean? Something that goes well with deformed?
10.) Do you often make up words? Yes! "romantical!"
11.) Who do you like right now? What do you mean?
12.) Are you going out with them? if not do you wish you were? Oh that's what you mean! LMAO!! No I'm not and I do wish I would eventhough I'm not worthy of...them...that is HER. LOL
13.) What makes them so special? Everything. Undescribable. "They" make my heart sing.
14.) Have you ever kissed them? Nopes
15.) hugged them? Nope
16.) Seen them naked? OMG!! No!!!! LMAO!!
17.) how far have you REALLY gone with them? REALLY nowhere. LOL
18.) How far have you gone with anybody? Not far enough. LMAO!!
19.) How far would you go on a first date? Same answer as the previous question!
20.) Would you use whip cream? For what?
21.) Do you like whip cream? Yes.
22.) Who are you? A boy
23.) comments???? Forvard, forvard spirit Slavic! :P
24.) I've decided i dont like the number 24 so it doesnt get to be a question ... Good decision. *shakes your hand*
25.) have you ever had sex or are you a virgin? Next question.
26.) have you ever had a sexual dream? Next...
27.) what was it about? *yawns*
28.) Was I in it? Yes you were. You were so great!! Wow!
29.) don't lie...was i in it? I told you. YOU WERE GREAT!!
30.) who was in it? YOU!!
31.) did you 'enjoy' this dream? Quite possibly!
32.) why or why not? I enjoy dreams. They're nice. :P
33.) make up a question for this and answer it....NOW k...Do creators of this questioner have to much time on their hands? Yes I think they do
34.) comments?? No comment on that.
35.) do you go to school? University
36.)where? Slovenia
37.) do you have a job? Sometimes. Not a steady one
38.) where? Slovenia
39.) do you like your job? The ones I had I didn't like
40.) how old are you? 23
41.) how old do people think you are based on looks and how you act? Looks? 15 Way I act? 12
42.) is that good or bad in your eyes? BAD, BAD, BAD
43.) wow Tell me about it.
44.) are you enjoying this survey so far? It's paradise.
45.) why or why not? It's loooong doing it to sacrifice myself for poor old Pop!!
interesting well its not over yet
46.) meow? No thanks. I'm almost a vegetarian and I DON'T eat random animals
47.) do you like monkeys? Yes.
48.) do you wish you were a monkey? Definitely.
49.) i wish i was a monkey...how does that make you feel? *huggles* I love you!
50.) have you ever heard your parents doing it? No.
51.) have you ever seen your parents doing it? No.
52.) how did that make you feel? Made me feel like it never happened
53.) don't lie i bet you liked it? Perv.
54.) so what about michael jackson eh? isn't he a cool guy molesting kids and all? Shut up!! He IS cool. I'm gonna kick your ass!!!
55.) what about me? pretty hott aren't i? Marry me!
56.) i bet you fantasize about me all the time? YES!!! Non-stop!!
57.) ever had a dream about me? Goes without saying.
58.) what happend in it? We made passonate love!
59.) have you ever had a crush on me? Oh sure!!
60.) whats the most we've done together? PMed? LOL
61.) what do you want us to do? See 58
62.) If i was drunk wold you take advantage of me? Hehe..No.
63.) if so what would you do? I'd make sure you got home safely.
64.) if not why? You'd be drunk.
65.) what would you say if i said i had a crush on you? I wouldn't belive you.
66.) would you believe me? LMAO!! See 65
67.) why or why not? People don't have crushes on me.
68.) do i lie a lot? Hard to judge. Yes. LMAO
69.) do i lie to you? Yes. Shame on you!!
70.) what have i lied to you about if yes? So many things!!
71.) whats the CrAzIeSt thing i've ever said to you? That you bet I enjoed hearing/seing my parents having sex
72.) whats the craziest thing ive ever done? 71
73.) i bet you want to sex me up right now? Don't doubt.
74.) im wearing a school girl uniform...does that turn you on? *drooooools*... *breathes heavily*....Ummm, no it doesn't.
75.) LIAR ... hehe. Why do you figure?
76.) no for real...does it? Nope
77.) why or why not? Don't belive you're actualy wearing it.
78.) im guessing if you said no its cuz you're a girl. You'd be guessing wrong. *fondless goatee*
79.) i dont like girls like that...do you? I do.
80.) awesome...comments??? I agree. I might even go as far as saying...groooovie.
81.) have you ever wanted to kill yourself? No.
82.) why...i hope its not because of this survey Well, no. LOL
83.) look a flying chicken Wow!!
84.) you're stupid chickens don't fly Oh!! Must have been just my overacting imagination then.
85.) but you're zipper does and right now its flyin low...ow ow i like it like that Ummm...OK?
86.) how long have you known me? 1 year?
87.) how well do you know me? Not well.
88.) how well do you want to know me? Well.
89.) how are you going to accomplish that? Ask?
90.) why? Cause I ask stuff when I want to know.
91.) do you believe in love? YES!! *jumps up and down*
92.) do you believe in aliens? NO *stops jumping up and down*
93.) they're coming to get you are you scared? No. Don't belive in them.
94.) im coming to get you now are you scared? *hides*
95.) what scares you? Loneliness.
96.) why? Stupid question
97.) do you think you'll ever get over that fear? Nope.
98.) can i help you? hehe...yeah. *wink, wink*
99.) i really want to please let me? Sure!! We're both monkeys!!
100.) no this is the last question of the survey. I'll make it good. If you could have sex with one person in the world no questions asked who would it be? (say me say me) ... Queenie!!!! :d

comments???? Maybe I DO belive in aliens *thinks*
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[Lux]

1.) how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 327
2.) Don't know? Want to find out? go back ^
3.) Do you like suckers? sometimes
4.) What about skittles? if i'm bored
5.) How about the person who sent this to you? lub ya sweet pea
6.) Who sent this to you? um, doi.
7.) Do you often wear socks or do you prefer to go barefoot? wear socks, prefer barefoot.
8.) Do you have nice feet or are they gibbled and deformed? they are nice.
9.) What does gibbled mean? who cares
10.) Do you often make up words? no
11.) Who do you like right now? someone off limits
12.) Are you going out with them? if not do you wish you were? can't happen
13.) What makes them so special? coolness
14.) Have you ever kissed them?
15.) hugged them? yes
16.) Seen them naked? i'm not sure if i'm ready for that yet
17.) how far have you REALLY gone with them? i have a CRUSH on someone, nothing has happened
18.) How far have you gone with anybody? well, let's just say far enough that most of you are dots.
19.) How far would you go on a first date? Far.
20.) Would you use whip cream? yes.
21.) Do you like whip cream? yes.
22.) Who are you? Lux.
23.) comments???? see the light.
24.) I've decided i dont like the number 24 so it doesnt get to be a question
25.) have you ever had sex or are you a virgin?
26.) have you ever had a sexual dream? yes.
27.) what was it about? sex.
28.) Was I in it? no.
29.) don't lie...was i in it? no.
30.) who was in it? some girl who i hooked up with.
31.) did you 'enjoy' this dream? no.
32.) why or why not? i was being chased.
33.) make up a question for this and answer it....NOW will i ever find love? probably not.
34.) comments?? pfft
35.) do you go to school? yes.
36.)where? [none]
37.) do you have a job? no.
38.) where ^
39.) do you like your job? ^
40.) how old are you? 20
41.) how old do people think you are based on looks and how you act? 18
42.) is that good or bad in your eyes? good.
43.) wow
44.) are you enjoying this survey so far? yes. you sure get creative on your free time.
45.) why or why not? ^
interesting well its not over yet
46.) meow? mix? *bark*
47.) do you like monkeys? stuffed animal, not real.
48.) do you wish you were a monkey? hizell no.
49.) i wish i was a monkey...how does that make you feel? don't go to africa, go to san diego.
50.) have you ever heard your parents doing it? yes.
51.) have you ever seen your parents doing it? yes.
52.) how did that make you feel?
53.) don't lie i bet you liked it?
54.) so what about michael jackson eh? isn't he a cool guy molesting kids and all? i hear his fortune is depleting more rapidly than before. he's so guilty.
55.) what about me? pretty hott aren't i? like a fine wine, age first.
56.) i bet you fantasize about me all the time? yep. i thoroughly indulge in the practice of pedophilia.
57.) ever had a dream about me? didn't you already ask this
58.) what happend in it? we made sweet love
59.) have you ever had a crush on me? queeny, is this a mirror? or a who-likes-me survey
60.) whats the most we've done together? nada
61.) what do you want us to do? buy me shiny stuff
62.) If i was drunk wold you take advantage of me? this is getting boring
63.) if so what would you do? boooooring
64.) if not why? *yawn*
65.) what would you say if i said i had a crush on you? *eyes closed*
66.) would you believe me? *head on table*
67.) why or why not? *snore*
68.) do i lie a lot? *drool*
69.) do i lie to you? *REM*
70.) what have i lied to you about if yes? *dreamtalk*
71.) whats the CrAzIeSt thing i've ever said to you? *mrr mrr brr adk emmr eii ale*
72.) whats the craziest thing ive ever done? *shifts*
73.) i bet you want to sex me up right now? *changes positions*
74.) im wearing a school girl uniform...does that turn you on? *scratches head*
75.) LIAR
76.) no for real...does it? *snore*
77.) why or why not? *grinds teeth*
78.) im guessing if you said no its cuz you're a girl
79.) i dont like girls like that...do you? *dreams about a better life*
80.) awesome...comments??? *one that doesnt involve sitting and posting to threads like this*
81.) have you ever wanted to kill yourself? sure who hasn't
82.) why...i hope its not because of this survey
83.) look a flying chicken
84.) you're stupid chickens don't fly
85.) but you're zipper does and right now its flyin low...ow ow i like it like that
86.) how long have you known me? too long
87.) how well do you know me? YOU WOKE me from my slumber! how dareth thee
88.) how well do you want to know me? you woketh the slumbering beast! thou shalt be punished
89.) how are you going to accomplish that? i shall call forth my fleet of knights and cometh after thou with the might of Zeus
90.) why? you shalt be banished from this island
91.) do you believe in love? [yes] and spend the rest
92.) do you believe in aliens? of your days wandering in silence
93.) they're coming to get you are you scared? for you have woken the eternally slumbering beast, whose slumber feeds the power of the gods
94.) im coming to get you now are you scared? hah! run and hideth
95.) what scares you? do not draw thy sword! it won't do-eth any good
96.) why? my fleet of knights is more powerful than you can ever be
97.) do you think you'll ever get over that fear? maybe i'm really fcuekd up right now
98.) can i help you? this fantasy is GOING places i tell you
99.) i really want to please let me? run! run!
100.) no this is the last question of the survey. I'll make it good. If you could have sex with one person in the world no questions asked who would it be? (say me say me)

comments????

well, that was fun.