TOP SECRET: tATu's Secret Mansion

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On the last chapter of t.A.T.u.'s Secret Mansion, Lena and Yulia celebrated their new life in Sim City with lots of tender kisses, sweet hugs and wild sex. They were alone for most of that day and felt that nobody and nothing could harm them.
Well, they were wrong.

CHAPTER 2: Between Love and Death

It was a lovely morning. While Lena was asleep, Yulia prepared breakfast.
Then, she woke up Lena, and while having a nice shower, the two lovers were interrupted by the maid who started cleaning the toilet.
"Get out of here, bitch! You're fired!", Yulia shouted.
"Great, right on the very first day of work!...", the maid said, as she was leaving their bathroom for good.
After this short inconvenience, Lena and Yulia had a wonderful breakfast.
Yulia was a great cook, she learned from her mother. "She's an evil witch, but she sure can cook!", she said.
Lena agreed: "This is delicious, sweety. Oh!, and have you heard that song with the crazy drums by Ruslana? Boy, she's hot! We should get battle uniforms like those! We could wear them with nothing underneath, it would be so sexy! And that way we could stop wearing school uniforms for at least one day...".
Yulia didn't know the song, but all that talk about drums and battle uniforms made her curious: "Hmm, that sounds fascinating. LET'S PLAY IT AND DANCE!", Yulia screamed - not as loud as she did when she sang "Not Gonna Get Us", though, because she didn't wanna break the windows of their new house.
Lena played the song on their stereo and the two tATu girls started dancing wildly to "Wild Dances".
Wild dancing 1
Wild dancing 2
"I love it!", Yulia shouted. "But I love YOU much more, Lenka! Awww, come here..."
"Oh, Yul... Oh, stop it. I can't get this horny in the morning... It's so... sinful."
"Da, cozy and sinful, just like your boobs, Len.", Yulia giggling.
"Oh, but it's 10 AM!... Don't you think it's a little early for sex?"
"Ok then, Sister Katina. Let's watch a porno and masturbate instead. Is that ok?"
Lena started laughing and got excited about the idea "OK, let's do it".
And so they did! ...
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The atmosphere got rapidly hot and Lena and Yulia got rid of their clothes and continued watching the lesbian movie.
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"Mmmmmhhhh... Da, da, da, da, da!", Yulia moaned. "Ahhhhhhhhhh.... GREAT MOVIE!", Lena said after reaching an orgasm.
"Oh, I gotta clean up... Be right back, Len!"

In the meanwhile, on the other side of town, the local priest, Father Smith, was shocked while reading the newspaper:
"Scandalous lesbian duo t.A.T.u. move to Sim City!"
He quickly called Sister Buttkisser over and they discussed the situation.
"I couldn't believe my mind. What an outrage!"
"We gotta get rid of those lesbians, Father! They are wrong if they think they can just move to Sim City and corrupt our youngsters' minds with those sinful sexual distortions.", Sister Buttkisser said.
"Don't worry, I'll deal with it. I'm going to go there and tell them that the town is not pleased with their arrival. I'm sure I speak for everybody else when I say that."
"Of course you do, Father.", Buttkisser agreed. "And if it doesn't work, there are possibilities", she said, with a suspicious evil look on her face. "But yes, yes, go there now. I'm sure you'll do fine, Father. May God be with you on this moral quest!"
Father Smith thanked Sister Buttkisser's support and left.

While Yulia was still putting on some clothes, Lena heard the door bell ringing...
"Great, this is all I needed right now. I wonder who it is..."
"Yulka, someone rang the door bell! Come quick!"
Yulia quickly put on her black bikini and joined Lena. "This is so strange. I didn't think anyone knew we moved in. Let's see..."
The two girls opened the door and Lena greeted the guest in shock:

"SANTA?! What are you doing here? It's not Christmas yet!"
"Look here, just because Len is naked and I'm wearing a bikini it doesn't mean we're two hot russian lesbians who have a Santa Claus fetish, ok? We love each other, and we don't do groups, you sick bastard!", said Yulia, in a very angry tone.
"But wait... Let me explain!...", Santa demanded.
"Shut up, Santa! Lena, I'm going inside. I gotta have a drink and have an omelette with bacon, cause this is freaking me out!"
"OK. Once for and all: what do you want? We're not going to have sex with you, Santa! You better have a good explanation for this! How did you know we were here?", Lena desperately asked him.
"Well, Lena, I know where everybody lives. But I didn't come here for sex or presents, dear. I have a message from one of your fans!", Santa replied enthusiasticly.
"What?! Who?! What?!"
"My slovene friend Luxxi from TatySite.net is a big fan of you and he asked me to come here and tell you to be careful in Sim City, or else someone will shove an alien anal probe up your ass and it will later turn out to be a giant satellite dish!..."
"Oh... Ok. Thanks.", Lena replied nonchalantly.
"You're welcome, Lena. Farewell!"
Santa Claus left and Lena went back inside and, while having a bath, she told Yulia about the talk with Santa. "It was nothing really. Just some message from a fan."
"Message? What message?!", Yulia asked with a confused look on her face.
"Something about being careful here so we don't get alien anal probes shoved up our asses, because they might later turn into giant satellite dishes!..."
"Oh... That's scary. Well, I'm sorry for shouting at him, then. That's important to know..... I guess!", said Yulia, giggling.

*ding dong*

Someone rang the door bell. Yulia was shocked: "Oh, the bell's ringing again! How do these people find out we're here?! It must be those same fucking journalists who wrote I was dating some ugly guy named Pasha. Pffff. I'll be right back, Len", she said.
The dark-haired russian went outside and found out she had a very holy visit...
"Hello, I'm Yulia Volkova. What do you want?", she asked.
"I know who you are, young lady! You are a russian lesbian! You should be ashamed of yourself, moving into Sim City and bringing your imoral behaviour here!", Father Smith accused.
"What?! How dare you! Look, we're not sinners. We are just like we are. We're not lesbians, we just love each other."
"Yeah, same thing! This love is sinful! May you burn in Hell, you sinful russian creature!"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP! GET YOUR HOLY ASS OUT OF MY SIGHT OR I'LL KICK YOUR ASS AND MAKE YOU WANT TO CRY, MOTHAFUCKA!"
"Blasphemy! Oh, Lord, forgive this sinful soul, she doesn't know what she's doing." "This is not over yet!", said Father Smith as he left the tATu Mansion.
"Yeah, you bet it's not over, fucker. You'll see. You'll see.", Yulia told her angry self.

Yulia went back inside, took her clothes off and got ready for a nice and comfy warm bath.
Lena was peeing in the bathroom as she heard Yulia's scandalous story
"He said we were sinners, Len. Sinners! Can you believe this?"
"Oh my God, what is going on?... Maybe we should go back to Moscow...", Lena hesitated.
"NO!", Yulia interrupted. "We're going to stay here and we're gonna be very happy. We just have to show these people that they have no reason to mess with us! You'll see. We'll go talk to that stupid priest and show him we're normal people."
"Hmmm... OK. I guess you are right. We might as well try. Let's go there right now", Lena said.

And while Lena and Yulia didn't arrive, Father Smith and Sister Buttkisser talked about their plans:
"Tell me everything, Father!", Buttkisser insisted.
"Well, I'll tell you inside. Let's go inside, Sister."
"Alright!"
"Well, here we are. This is what happened: I went there, and I confronted the dark-haired lesbian. She was really vulgar and rude, and extremely sinful. I warned her, but she wouldn't listen. She threatened me even."
"Oh, dear... Don't worry. I'll take care of it, Father", said Buttkisser.
"Thank you, Sister. Now, go change clothes. We have some holy work to do", Father Smith said. smith_6_sexy1
"Oh, I will be right back, Father!"
Sister Buttkisser went to the bathroom and put on some provocative lingerie.
"Well, Father, do I have your approval?"
"Oh, yes. Lovely. You sinful bitch!" "May the Lord forgive us"
"AMEN!", shouted Sister Buttkisser.
She then got into the bed with Father Smith and there was some hot action:

Holy SEX 1
Holy SEX 2
Holy SEX 3

Suddenly, the doorbell rang. It was Lena and Yulia!
Father Smith and Sister Buttkisser quickly got dressed and ready to confront the two russian lovers.
"So, we heard the noises. You were having sex, weren't you? Sick!", Yulia said as soon as she came in with Lena.
"Get out of our house... I mean!... of our Priest's... house! What do you think you're doing! You sinful russians, BURN IN HELL!", Buttkisser screamed.
"God hates lesbians! Get out of this holy house!", said Buttkisser, and then punched Yulia.
"GET OUT, YOU FREAK!", she shouted, while Father Smith kept saying "Maybe you should stop, Sister, this is going too far!"
"Too far? I'll show what's far!", she said, repeatedly slapping Yulia.
Yulia finally reacted:
- "Bring it on, BITCH!"
- "Take THAT!"
"Aaaaaaahhh!", shouted Sister Buttkisser, lying on the floor.
"Well done, Yulia! These people are nothing but ignorant and agressive. You're not messengers of God!", Lena screamed, while Father Smith repeatedly shouted "Oh, get out of this house, get out in the name of God!"
"Don't use the name of God like that, you creep. We'll go in the name of peace.", Lena said.
"We are t.A.T.u.! And you are two fucked up catholic fanatics! Goodbye.", said Yulia.
The girls left the Priest's house quite disturbed but proud of their strong morals.
Sister Buttkisser still had time to come out and yell at Lena while she was leaving. "BURN IN HELL! MAY YOU BOTH BURN IN HELL!", she screamed.

When the girls arrived home, Yulia went straight to bed without saying a word.
Lena played the piano while thinking about what had happened.
A few hours later she joined Yulia in bed and fell asleep.

It was about 5 AM when Yulia heard a noise and got up.
Her Guardian Angel had come to visit her!
"Who are you? What do you want from me?", Yulia asked.
"I am your guardian angel, Yulia Volkova. I am here to warn you. You are in great danger. And so is your girlfriend Lena Katina."
"What? This isn't happening. This is a dream.", Yulia said.
"Yulia: listen very carefully. I cannot spend much more time on Earth, so you need to talk to local clairvoyant. I have enlightened her about the dangers that surround you. She will help you.", the angel said.
"But... Wait!... What dangers?!", Yulia nervously asked the angel.
"Everything will be ok, Volkova. Just follow the clairvoyant's advice. I will be watching and protecting you."
The angel disappeared and Yulia went back to sleep confused.
She dreamed about how much she loved Lena and didn't want to lose her.

The next morning, while the girls were sunbathing, Yulia told Lena about her encounter with her guardian angel.
"I don't know, Lenka. It seemed very real. I'm scared"
"Well... Maybe it was real. You should go to visit that clairvoyant, maybe that will clear things up", Lena suggested.
"You're right. You're right. I don't have anything to lose. I'll go put some clothes on and go there right now. Will you be ok?"
"Yes, don't worry. Go.", said Lena, with a sweet look on her face.

Volkova found the clairvoyant's house. It seemed she already knew she was coming.
"Hello, Yulia Volkova. I have been expecting you. My name is Oda Mae White. Your guardian angel appeared to me in dreams. Please, come on in.", the clairvoyant said.
"Oh, I don't even wanna look", Yulia said, as she realized Oda Mae's crystal ball was sending out some message.
"I see a nun. I see voodoo. I see death. You gotta run!"
"What?! This is crazy! What voodoo", Yulia asked.
"There's a voodoo priestess in town. She has a bunch of horrible night creatures who work for her, they frighten people or even kill them. And she works with voodoo dolls in extreme cases too."
"Look, I'm sorry, this is too much for me. I think I need to go now.", Yulia said.
"Beware, Yulia! Beware.", the clairvoyant warned.
Yulia was very nervous and went back home.


In the meanwhile, the Horror Mansion was about to receive an unexpected guest.
"Well, well. If it isn't the nun with the bony ass. Welcome to the Horror Mansion, bitch! You better make it quick cause my night babies here are really hungry and they would looove to eat you alive", the Voodoo Priestess said.
"OK, I'll be quick. Well, I want you to scare off those russian lesbians who just moved in. It's urgent. We need strong morals in this town, not sexual distortions!", Sister Buttkisser explained.
"Oh I see. I see. So they found out you're bangin' that sick priest, huh? And you need to kick them outta here. Yeah, I get ya.", the Voodoo lady said.
"Don't you dare to talk to me like that! I only want strong morals in this town, that's all."
"Oh, bullshit. Whatever, Sister Slut. Just gimme the money and I'll see what I can do", the Voodoo Priestess replied.
"Here. I leave you this pile of money on the floor. Please take care of those russian sinners. Thank you and goodbye, Evil one.", Buttkisser said.
"I'll take care of them, nympho-nun. Chill out, bitch. And now, get the fuck outta here".
Sister Buttkisser left the Horror Mansion quite disappointed with herself - she had joined forces with Evil to get the lesbian lovers into trouble. But she knew there was no other choice left, as Lena and Yulia proved to be stronger than she had thought.

Later that night, Lena wakes up hearing footsteps. An evil creature approaches the t.A.T.u. Mansion...
"WHO'S THERE?", Lena shouted.


"...You're gonna die, BITCH!"

"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! PLEAAASEE NOOO!"
"HEEEELPPPP! SOMEBODY HEEELLLPP MEEEE!"

"No one can hear you. DIE!"

The lights went out. Something terrible had happened to Lena.

[taty994945]

LMAO at santa, holy sex! This is unbelievable!

[haku]

LMAO, great work staringelf

I think Yulia was wrong to fire that maid, she could have been "useful" later.

Who's that blond bitch on the kitchen wall who looks like a porn star?

I don't know who Ruslana is, but her music led the girls to the crazy masturbation scene, so that's all good. Yeah, nothing better to feel good in the morning than to masturbate watching some lesbian porn.

Lena sure likes to walk around naked even outside, naughty girl LOL (no wonder Santa looks a little stiff), but i'm certainly not complaining, i hope she keeps that habit.

Ok, the holy sex was disturbing LOL, filthy priests and nuns.

I like the fact that Yulia's guardian angel is wearing white underwear LOL, very Tatuesque. Is it me or that angel looks like XTina?

The horror mansion is just insane, LMAO, is that a Freddy Krugger i see! LOL

OMG!!! WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO SWEET LENA!!! Don't tell me she got an anal probe!!!

[luxxi]

Originally Posted by staringelf

"SANTA?! What are you doing here? It's not Christmas yet!"
"Look here, just because Len is naked and I'm wearing a bikini it doesn't mean we're two hot russian lesbians who have a Santa Claus fetish, ok? We love each other, and we don't do groups, you sick bastard!", said Yulia, in a very angry tone.
"But wait... Let me explain!...", Santa demanded.
"Shut up, Santa! Lena, I'm going inside. I gotta have a drink and have an omelette with bacon, cause this is freaking me out!"
"OK. Once for and all: what do you want? We're not going to have sex with you, Santa! You better have a good explanation for this! How did you know we were here?", Lena desperately asked him.
"Well, Lena, I know where everybody lives. But I didn't come here for sex or presents, dear. I have a message from one of your fans!", Santa replied enthusiasticly.
"What?! Who?! What?!"
"My slovene friend Luxxi from TatySite.net is a big fan of you and he asked me to come here and tell you to be careful in Sim City, or else someone will shove an alien anal probe up your ass and it will later turn out to be a giant satellite dish!..."
"Oh... Ok. Thanks.", Lena replied nonchalantly.
"You're welcome, Lena. Farewell!"
Santa Claus left and Lena went back inside and, while having a bath, she told Yulia about the talk with Santa. "It was nothing really. Just some message from a fan."
"Message? What message?!", Yulia asked with a confused look on her face.
"Something about being careful here so we don't get alien anal probes shoved up our asses, because they might later turn into giant satellite dishes!..."
"Oh... That's scary. Well, I'm sorry for shouting at him, then. That's important to know..... I guess!", said Yulia, giggling.

Now I know where those panties he brought home came from.

That guardian angel was HOTTTTTT!!

[rosh]

haku ruslana is the woman from ukraine who won ESC [eurovision] with her song wild dances


woooooo great stuff staringelf !!! this is better than anything on tv

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Originally Posted by haku

I think Yulia was wrong to fire that maid, she could have been "useful" later.

She can always come back later

Originally Posted by haku

Who's that blond bitch on the kitchen wall who looks like a porn star?

There's two: XTina and Pamela Anderson - LOL!

Originally Posted by haku

I like the fact that Yulia's guardian angel is wearing white underwear LOL, very Tatuesque.

I know! When I thought about her guardan angel I was just like "It has to have white underwear"

Originally Posted by haku

The horror mansion is just insane, LMAO, is that a Freddy Krugger i see! LOL

Yeah! There's lots of freaks there. So Yulia and Lena are gonna have a lot to put up with

Originally Posted by haku

OMG!!! WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO SWEET LENA!!! Don't tell me she got an anal probe!!!

LOL... Maybe Who knows. We'll have to wait and see

Oh, and thanks for the appreciation, everyone

[kishkash]

"Oh, Yul... Oh, stop it. I can't get this horny in the morning... It's so... sinful."
"Da, cozy and sinful, just like your boobs, Len.", Yulia giggling.
"Oh, but it's 10 AM!... Don't you think it's a little early for sex?"
"Ok then, Sister Katina. Let's watch a porno and masturbate instead. Is that ok?"

LMFAO!!!

U sure took a LOT of effort to do this LOL well done...a bit scandelous...but still well done

[teeny]

lol.. in spite of what I thought this is actually funny stuff.. didn't know one could do this in the sims Actually never played the sims. Good thing you are playing it for sure, staringelf.
I even closed down the download to make the images load faster

[TaTu^HeRo]

I liked it a lot good work buddy

[crazydizzy]

LMAO!!! I like it!!!

[KillaQueen]

OMG, I'm gonna pee myself GREAT WORK, staringelf

Oda Mae WHITE!!!!!!

[forre]

staringelf, The story has its interesting parts but I'm not that sure that we can publish all of it here. I know many people enjoy this little "magasine" but I'm obliged to take this up on the mod's forum.

Edit:
staringelf, it's okay, you may continue publishing your mag.

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forre, I did put a Warning at the beginning of the thread saying it contained nudity and was not suitable for underage people, so...
Thanks for your understanding

[Me Am Hulk]

Originally Posted by haku

OMG!!! WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO SWEET LENA!!! Don't tell me she got an anal probe!!!

EXT. - BACKYARD, tATu MANSION - DAWN

Rubbing her eyes and YAWNING, Yulia wanders onto the spacious back lawn of Le Manse Tatoux. She catches sight of Lena lying prone on the lawn with her bare arse sticking up in the air. A shiny metal whistle the size of a flashlight is attached to the redhead's backside. Yulia GASPS and runs over to her lover, gently helping Lena back to her feet as she GROANS.

YULIA:
Lena, my darling! What's
happened to you?

Lena turns to face Yulia. Her left eye is pink and inflammed.

YULIA:
(Yelps.)
My God! Lena, you have PINK EYE!

LENA:
Deerrrrrrrr...

Yulia guides Lena over to a deck chair and tries to set her down. Lena jumps back up due to the giant whistle appended to her ass.

LENA:
OW! Damn it!

The whistle blows with a loud THWEEEEEEEEEEEEP! A plume of flame shoots out and burns a patch of the lawn.

LENA:
AAAAGH! MY ASS!

YULIA:
Oh Lena, Lena! How could you have
gotten PINK EYE! Were you rolling
around in the crabgrass?

LENA:
I... don't know. I.... did I just fart
FIRE?

YULIA:
Oh, I hadn't noticed. Look let me
get some topical cream from the
medicine cabinet! Ohhhh, I told you
not to rub your face in...

LENA:
Hold on a second! I... I think I'm
beginning to remember something!

YULIA:
Remember what?

LENA:
Well, my last waking memory was
yelling at the sattellite TV people
over the phone for billing us for
that Pay-Per-View movie,
"Svetlana Does Stalingrad."

Yulia GULPS and blushes.

YULIA:
Do you remember anything ELSE?

LENA:
Well... this is when things really got
weird. I saw this bright white light
coming through the backyard door...
and...

THWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP! POW! Lena burns another patch of lawn with her ass.

LENA:
WAAAAAAAOW! SONOFABITCH!

YULIA:
Easy now, sweetie! There was a
bright light...

LENA:
There was a bright light, the room
started spinning... and the next thing
I know, I'm being dragged down a
metal hallway by two guys dressed in
white armor. They kinda looked like
that Temuera Morrison guy. Y'know,
from "Attack of the Clones?"

THWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP! KA-POWWWW! Lena leaves a smoking crater in the lawn.

LENA:
WHOA, MAMACITA!!!
What the hell's wrong with my ass?

YULIA:
One step at a time, darling. So you
got kidnapped by that Jango Fett guy?

LENA:
Uh... yeah, and... they put me on a slab
face down in a dark room. Then I hear
this heavy BREATHING, like somebody's
got asthma...

YULIA:
This sounds vaguely familiar...

LENA:
So, I look over my shoulder, and this dude
in black leather with a metal bondage mask
is walking up to me. Then he says something
to me... damned if he didn't sound like that
"This is CNN," guy.

YULIA:
Go on.

LENA:
He says: "And now, your highness you will
tell us all you know about the hidden Rebel
Basssssssssssssse." So I say, "What the hell
are you talking about? Rebels? I'm not from
the Deep South!"

THWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP! KA-BLAAAAAM! She sets the deck chair on fire.

LENA:
YIIIIIIIIIIIEEEE! What the FUG did I eat
last night?!

YULIA:
Never mind that, we're coming to the
source of your Pink Eye trauma!

LENA:
Uh... so THEN he says, "I AM YOUR
FATHER!" And I'm like, "Nuh-uh!
I mean, it'd be cool if my dad was
BLACK and all, but he's just some
dork who's into stamp collecting!"
THEN, I hear this blipping and bleeping
noise...

YULIA:
Yes? YES?

LENA:
And I crane my neck up...
(Rubs back of neck.)
Damn, I've got a nasty crick... I
crane my neck up, and I see this
floating BOWLING BALL, with
Christmas Lights and syringes sticking
out of it... and this huge iron claw
holding the BIGGEST TIN WHISTLE
I've ever SEEN... Is there anything
soldered to my ASS?

YULIA:
Honey, you haven't finished telling
me what HAPPENED!

LENA:
Look! All I remember is that CNN
guy saying something like, "I fear
side effects of this interrogation
technique may include PINK EYE..."

YULIA:
(Snaps Fingers.)
That's it! I knew it all along!
Lena, you are the victim of an
ALIEN VISITATION!

LENA:
Yulia what the HELL are you
babbling about?
(She rubs her temples.)
Gawd... all these weird images and
I'm SURE something important is
missing from all this. It's on the tip
of my tongue... YULI!

YULIA:
What?

Lena runs inside Le Manse Tatou. Yulia waits outside. Lena comes marching back outside waving a crumpled piece of paper at Yulia.

LENA:
Did YOU watch "Svetlana does Stalingrad"
on Pay-per-View last week?

YULIA:
I... well... You were out, and I had some
friends over, and...

LENA:
FRIENDS? What kinda friends?

YULIA:
Well, I told 'em we had satellite TV
and... I though you got those shows for
free... with the satellite... like a special
deal...

LENA:
For FREE? A DEAL? Oooooh, Yuli. You
make me so MAD I could just... just...
(Clutches tummy.)
OOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUGGGGH!

YULIA:
Are you all right? Did your water break?

LENA:
WATER? I'm not PREGNANT, you dope!
I'm.... OHHHH GAWD, THERE'S SOME-
THING STUCK UP MY ASS!!!!

Lena crumples to the ground and aims her ass (plus whistle) over the hedges on the far edge of the lawn.

YULIA:
Push with the contractions, baby! PUSH!

LENA:
Yuli, would you shut... WHHOOOOOOAAAAH...

THWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP! KA-BLOOEY! Lena's ass fires off a twenty-one gun salute over Le Manse Tatou. The whistle stuck to Lena's ass extends, looking more and more like a chrome exhaust pipe on a Mack Truck. The pipe is followed by a large, blue robot hand.

YULIA:
Good for you, Lena! It's crowning! Um,
no wait... is that a fist? Oh, it's a fist!
It's FISTING Yuli!

Lena rolllllllllllls her eyes at Yuli and GROANS as a large red mechanical arm follows the fist. A big robot head pokes out, then its chest, waist, legs, and finally...

LENA:
RRRRRRRAAAAAAARRRRRRGH!
HAILMARYFULLOFGRAAAAAAAACE!!!

Lena lands flat on her face. Yulia is slackjawed as she stares upward...

YULIA:
Holy cannoli! IT'S A VISITOR!

Towering above the two Girls is a GIANT BLUE AND RED ROBOT, about twenty feet tall.

YULIA:
(To Giant Robot)
Wait right there! Don't move! I gotta get
me a CAMERA!

Yulia darts inside as the Giant Robot steps over Le Manse Tatou with one great stride...

EXT. - STREET - DAY

...and settles down on the asphalt street in front of the Mansion. Yulia BURSTS out the front door with a small digital camera.

YULIA:
Ha! They all laughed at me! They said I was
a fool to believe! But Fox Mulder was RIGHT!
I'm gonna blow the lid off the whole Alien
Conspiracy with one click of a button! Now,
hold still Mr. Robot! Gotta adjust for daylight
color temperature... Aperture at 5.6... umm...
frame... focus... AND...

GIANT ROBOT:
Autobots! Transform and Rooolllllllllll Ouuuuut!

The Giant Robot transforms into an eighteen-wheel tractor trailer, rolls down the lane, makes a hairpin turn, and disappears around the corner.

YULIA:
NO! Wait! Come back! DAMN IT! I was so
CLOSE! First Contact! I could have been up
there with Neil Armstrong and that dog Mother
Russia sent up in the nineteen fifties! Awww...

Yulia hears a LOUD GROAN from the back yard.

YULIA:
Eh? Oh crap! LENA!

EXT. - BACKYARD, tATu MANSION - DAWN

Lena is struggling to her feet. She massages her amazingly elastic ass with one hand while she props herself up on the other.

LENA:
Ow... ow... ow... lame...
totally... fuckin'... not cool...

Yulia bursts through the backyard door.

YULIA:
Ohhhhh... Lenalenalenalena! I'm soooo sorry!
You went through all that labor for NOTHING!
I tried to get the evidence, but that damned
eighteen wheel UFO got away. You should have
seen it! It made a hairpin turn without jacknifing!
Only ALIEN TECHNOLOGY could have created a
Mack Truck that badass! Only an otherworldly POWER
could have crammed something that BIG up your ASS!
Lemme help you up...

Yulia helps Lena up. Lena's posture is bow-legged. Yulia squints at Lena's left eye and sees...

YULIA:
Lena! Your PINK EYE! It's all cleared up!
Oh! It's MIRACULOUS! That alien entity was able
to treat your Pink Eye before it departed! Isn't that
WONDERFUL?

LENA:
(Groans.)
Yeah... hooray... BFD...

YULIA:
Ohhh Lena, that eye infection put you through SO
much stress! Is there ANYTHING I can do to make
you feel better?

Lena glowers at Yulia. Soon a crooked smile appears on her face.

LENA:
You know what would make me feel better right now,
sugar-bumps?

YULIA:
Name it!

Lena strokes Yulia cheek.

LENA:
Four things...
(Purrs.)
Me. You. A BIG TUB...

YULIA:
(Bats eyelashes.)
Yesssszzzzz?

Lena grabs Yuli by the collar and shakes her furiously!

LENA:
...AND TEN GOD-DAMNED GALLONS OF BACTINE!!!

THE END. ( THWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!)

[TaTu^HeRo]

Hulk buddy

staringelf buddy how about putting Martia in the series cause lately we discovered this Martia girl is pretty important

[Me Am Hulk]

tATu^hERo...

But wait! There's MORE! Check previous Thread for re-edit!

[haku]

Originally Posted by Me Am Hulk

She catches sight of Lena lying prone on the lawn with her bare arse sticking up in the air. A shiny metal whistle the size of a flashlight is attached to the redhead's backside.

LMAO Me Am Hulk That gave me a really wierd mental image.

luxxi was right, anal probes are a threat. I can understand that Lena needs bactine, her anus must be pretty sore after having a giant robot crawling out of there!

Now, i'm wondering... Can a buttplug protect you from getting an anal probe?

[TaTu^HeRo]

Hulk buddy you're hilarious I felt am watching an indian movie

staringelf We want martiiiaaa, we want martiiiaaaaa

[ihavetatusleeve]

Thank you Staringelf, your magazine is wicked! You've made the SIMS exciting. I admit I was looking more at the sexy pics Who created the SIM versions of Lena and Julia? I owe them dinner.

[noki_the_cat]

Originally Posted by staringelf

t.A.T.u.'s Secret Mansion, Lena and Yulia celebrated their new life in Sim City

It would be great to see t.A.T.u.'s Secret Mansion with Lena and Yulia celebrated their new life in Sim City and Grand Theft Auto Vice City join to make it a little more interesting! Just joking, you did allot of work on your production. You have creative talent!!!