"Moscow"-I Can't Do It Alone!

[volkotina]

For our next song, the lovely Lena will sing a nice little number to answer all those nagging questions about whether Tatu could be Ta without Tu:


I Can't Do It Alone!

Darje: Ladies and Gentlemen, Ivan Shapovalov in an act… of desperation.

Lena: My lover and I had an act that couldn't flop.
My lover and I were headed straight to the top.
My lover and I earned 1,000 per show, at least.
But my lover has now, unfortunately, the flu.

I know it's sad, of course, but a fact is still a fact
And now all that remains is the remains
of a perfect
Groping
Act!

Watch this!
You have to imagine it with two people…
it's swell with two people.

First I'd…

Then she'd…

Then we'd…

But I can't do it alone!

Then she'd…

Then I'd…

Then we'd…

But I can't do it alone!

She'd say, "what's under that top?"
I'd say "you know."

She'd say "I only want to see!"
Then she'd proceed to peek at my boobs!

When she'd go…

I'd go…

We'd go…

Then those dirty old men, started to roar
Whistle, clap, stomp on the floor
Yelling, screaming, begging for more!
And we'd say "ok fellas, keep your socks up,
Cuz we ain't got hot yet…"

But I simply cannot do it
Alone!

She'd go…

I'd go…

We'd go… <- go figure. Acrobatics with the tatu spiceup.

And then those horny boys stood on the ground
To cheer the best entertainers around
They nearly tore the stadium down!
And we'd say, "ok, boys, we goin' home,
But before we go, here's a few more simple moves."
And this, this we did in perfect unison!

Now you've seen me going thru it,
Without Yulka there's nothing to it
And that's why I just can't do it…
Alone!

[Bitty2002]

LOL That was so great!! You two are so crazy.

[pacmangirl]

good god the imagination you guys have, cheers to that!
Just one wonderment:

Darje: Ladies and Gentlemen, Ivan Shapovalov in an act… of desperation.

i thought it was Lena singing....

[Kappa]

Originally posted by pacmangirl
i thought it was Lena singing....

It is Lena singing. But Ivan'd rip his hair out of Yulia goes through another bout of laryingitis.

[YLuelniaa]

haha that was good.....

[pacmangirl]

lol, smack me if you want, but so then Ivan's act of desperation if having Lena sing the song? hehe....

[QueenBee]

HAha *smacks self* I seriously think you should become popstars! You can borrow my sisters (which doesnt exist actually) souvenir from her Britney Spears concert.