"Moscow" ~ We Both Reached for the Bum

[Kappa]

As a loooooong loooong pain in the arse, Volkotina and I decide to omnicrast "All I care about" since it never matched ANYTHING tatu. So, here, for your enjoyment, here goes We both reached for the BUM!


Volkotina: The Tatu girls in a press conference rag,
Notice how they never touch.
Almost.

Interviewer: How'd you meet?
Yulia: Neposedki.

Interviewer: And your dream now?
Tatu: Sing with each other.

Interviewer: Why'd you leave?
Lena: She molested.
But she was sure to steal my heart.
Yulia: I also touched her body parts!

Interviewer: When'd you try-out?
Tatu: '99

Interviewer: How many where there?
Tatu: 'bout five hundred.

Interviewer: Then what happened?
Lena: We met Vanya
and he asked for us to "play."
Yulia: We already did, anyway!

Interviewer: Oh, you poor dears,
I can't believe what you've been through:
"normal" girls, perverted, hypnotised!
Now tell us Tatu;
who's your boyfriends?

Tatu: None but each other.

Interviewer: Why you kiss?
Tatu: Cause emotions.

Interviewer: And the sex?
Yulia: Like two animals. <- 'rolling eyes'
Lena: Yes, at least three times a day;
we know it keeps Ivan away! <-'giggling'

Interviewer: Then describe it.
Tatu: Normal sex.

Interviewer: With another girl?
Tatu: Yes, we're lovers.

Interviewer: How's that possible?!
Yulia: Freakin' mother…
Lena: We have hands and we have tongues
And yet we both reached for the bum!

Tatu: Oh yes oh yes oh yes,
we both, oh yes, we both,
oh yes we both reached for,
the bum the bum the bum the bum,
oh yes, we both reached for the bum, for the bum.

Interviewers: Oh yes oh yes oh yes,
they both, oh yes, they both,
oh yes they both reached for,
the bum the bum the bum the bum
oh yes, they both reached for the bum, for the bum.

Tatu: Undeniable, undeniable.
Yes, it's perfectly undeniable.
Pleasurable, pleasurable.
Not a bit non-factual
It's natural behaving.

Interviewer: How you feeling?
Tatu: Very sleepy.

Interviewer: From all that sex?
Tatu: Are you kidding?!

Interviewer: What's your statement?
Yulia: All we'd say is:
though you love to generalize,
Lena: Our love you cannot categorize.

Interviewer: And?

Tatu: Stay away from…

Interviewer: What?

Tatu: Stupid questions…

Interviewer: And?

Tatu: And mofuckers…

Interviewer: What?

Tatu: Who ask them…

Interviewer: And what?

Tatu: Or we'll have to…

Interviewer: Yeah?

Tatu: Strike you dummies…

Interviewer: When?!

Tatu: When we both reach for the bum!

Tatu: Undeniable, undeniable.
Yes, it's perfectly undeniable.
Pleasurable, pleasurable.
Not a bit non-factual
It's natural behaving.

Interviewers: Oh yes oh yes oh yes,
they both, oh yes, they both,
oh yes they both reached for…

Lena: Let me hear it.

Interviewers: …the bum the bum the bum the bum
oh yes, they both reached for the bum, for the bum.

Yulia: A little louder!

Interviewers: Oh yes oh yes oh yes,
they both, oh yes, they both,

Lena: Oh, yeah!

Interviewers: oh yes they both reached for,

Yulia: Now you got it!

Interviewers: the bum the bum the bum the bum
oh yes, they both reached for the bum, for the bum.

Tatu: Both reached for the bum!

[pacmangirl]

LMAOF It just keeps getting better and better! Awesome job guys...
But.. umm.. I a lil' lost.. what's the bum's role in this? I'm slow... sorry...

[karxwp]

You two have a loooot of creativity (a kinda weird/pervert type but still creativity)!!! come on I want more songs!

[EeZeReal]

Interviewers: Oh yes oh yes oh yes,
they both, oh yes, they both,
oh yes they both reached for,
the bum the bum the bum the bum
oh yes, they both reached for the bum, for the bum.

LmfaO..HAhAhAhaHA...Oh shiat I was actually imagining how that looked in a musical perspective.

Nice one you two.

[Ripptyd]

LOL. Definitely the best one so far. LURVE it lots. LOL.
*applaudes*

[pacmangirl]

EDIT: OMG! I feel so stupid now! LOL. bum as in tooshie, not bum as in homeless person! LOL... geez.. someone slap me..