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Old 17-05-2004, 05:17   #21
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staringelf would have been a far better director than Mansky, and the show would have been far more entertaining.
indeed...miguel has a true talent...artistic vision only a choice few have the pleasure of claiming they poses....he makes a good tatu director...far superior to the likes of Mansky....and for heavens sake... anyone who can get lena and yulia to get their kit off is a God in my eyes
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Old 17-05-2004, 05:28   #22
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Old 17-05-2004, 12:36   #23
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Old 17-05-2004, 16:10   #24
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LOL! This thread is actually what the Podnebesnaya "reality" show should have been. staringelf would have been a far better director than Mansky, and the show would have been far more entertaining.
haku! Yeah, u bet! Now THIS is a reality show! It's always gonna be extreme. Hint: Chapter 2 is almost done and Yulia and Lena (besides masturbating) are gonna be in a life or death situation! Can't say more, tonight it will be finished and posted here
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Old 17-05-2004, 16:46   #25
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Super! I`m fond of it!!!
And I agree with haku about "Podnebesnaja"!!!
staringelf you rule!!!
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Old 17-05-2004, 20:02   #26
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Wink Secret Mansion

Staringelf, I hope Le Manse Julia et Helene is not next to the OSBOURNES!

EXT. OSBOURNE BACKYARD - DAY

Ozzy wanders about the premises with a notable
lump in the seat of his sweat pants.

OZZY:
Sharon! SHAAAAROOOOON!
I've left a wee present
in me diapers! It's changing
time.... eh?

Ozzy peeps through the hedges...

EXT. TATU MANSION - DAY

...and he sees LENA seated in YULIA'S lap. The redhead's privates are covered in a two piece bikini made of fig leaves. The brunette is dressed in a coppery see-through bodysuit with snake-scale patterns from neck to ankle.

EXT. OSBOURNE BACKYARD - DAY

OZZY:
Wha'thebleedin'ell'sthis?

EXT. TATU MANSION - DAY

Lena bats her eyelashes quizzically
at Yulia, who leers, HISSES, and dangles a large fig in front of Lena's lips.

LENA:
Oooh! But Madame Serpent,
my daddy on high said I'm not
supposed to eat THAT fruit!

YULIA:
Aw, forget what that grumpy ol'
fart says! Have a little nibble, Evie-
Weavie! What could POSSIBLY go
wrong?

LENA:
(Licking the fig.)
Oh... oh my!

EXT. OSBOURNE BACKYARD - DAY

Ozzy is slackjawed.

OZZY:
Jack! JAAAAAAACK!
Get... get over 'ere!
Them two birds next door
are playing "Adam n' Steve!"

JACK:
Change your diapers first,
Dad.
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Old 18-05-2004, 12:13   #27
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Fantabulous, staringelf!

Will we see a Kung-Fu Lena practicing some moves on the nun?

Aaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaaaaa!
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Old 18-05-2004, 21:39   #28
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Hey everyone, I'm sorry to say Chapter 2 will probably only be available next Friday. I've been trying to finish but I had a lot of important work today and tomorrow and Thursday will be completely busy, so only on Friday I'll be able to finish it. Sorry
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Old 19-05-2004, 08:24   #29
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I'm away for a while and then this happens.
Great comic story, I loved it!!
Keep up the good work staringelf.

BTW I don't really know the Simpsons.
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Old 22-05-2004, 00:24   #30
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I can't believe I didn't check this thread out sooner.

That was great. On the Sims I have two people of the same gender can't even sleep in the same bed so I was surprised to see some of that stuff.*lol*
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Old 22-05-2004, 16:17   #31
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Quote:
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LOL! This thread is actually what the Podnebesnaya "reality" show should have been. staringelf would have been a far better director than Mansky, and the show would have been far more entertaining.
But it's Russia. Not the Netherlands, or Australia.
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Personally i was more like "Ooh yeah!" Followed by "That redhead can spread!"

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Ozzy is slackjawed.

OZZY:
Jack! JAAAAAAACK!
Get... get over 'ere!
Them two birds next door
are playing "Adam n' Steve!"

JACK:
Change your diapers first,
Dad.
That was great.
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Old 22-05-2004, 16:35   #32
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But it's Russia.
Hehe, TV can be hot in Russia too...

Look at those shows:
http://www.eg.ru/Publication.mhtml?P...&Menu=&Part=16
http://www.eg.ru/Publication.mhtml?P...&Menu=&Part=16

No wonder that Podnebesnaya didn't get good ratings with such competition...
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Old 22-05-2004, 16:48   #33
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haku i am afraid to ask how you even arrived at those links ....
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Old 22-05-2004, 16:57   #34
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haku i am afraid to ask how you even arrived at those links ....
LOL, it's not difficult, it's on the home page of Express Gazeta, all the trashy news are there...
http://www.eg.ru/
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Old 22-05-2004, 17:08   #35
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errr dodgy ... very trashy. lots of women their bits hanging out i see. could give anyone a looking !
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Old 22-05-2004, 17:41   #36
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rosh, i'm surprised you didn't know Express Gazeta. Back in the old days when Tatu were at their peak, they had controversial articles about them almost every week. Each time an EG article was posted on this forum, those threads always turned into big fights. It's EG that first revealed that Pasha was Yulia's boyfriend and that he already had a wife and daughter.

If you want to have a laugh, go read this thread:
http://forum.tatysite.net/showthread.php?t=6940
It's where the first EG article about Pasha's wife was posted, it's *hilarious* to read the replies (including mine) that people made at the time.

I also recommend this thread:
http://forum.tatysite.net/showthread.php?t=4396
It's where the first articles revealing that Pasha was Yulia's boyfriend were posted, again, people's replies are a funny read.
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Old 22-05-2004, 17:46   #37
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haku i know about EG, i just never bothered venturing to look at the website looking cyrillic letters which i couldnt even read back then really bugged the heck out of me [which is why ive learned to at least be able to read them since then]

but thanks for the headsup, i will definitely go and read those threads
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Old 22-05-2004, 20:26   #38
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indeed funny posts Haku if yulia was straight LOOL, Well hell yeah she's straight, and with a baby on the way
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Old 22-05-2004, 21:24   #39
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indeed funny posts Haku if yulia was straight LOOL
Hehe, yeah, i was a funny lad back then...
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Old 23-05-2004, 03:43   #40
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haku, those threads are quite funny to read. Pasha and Van Damme.
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