Fantasy Festival

[Mossopp]

Imagine you’re organising your very own music festival. What bands/artists do you want in your line-up? Here’s the rules:

* You can have no more than 6 separate stages.
* You can have no more than 10 bands on each stage.
* Each stage must be given a name/title that describes the style of the bands playing on it.
* Your festival must have a catchy name.
* You can have the bands playing in any order you want – it doesn’t necessarily have to be that case that the biggest/most famous band is headlining.
* You can choose bands that have broken up/deceased artists if you wish. It is a ‘fantasy festival’ after-all.
* You can allocate a maximum of 5 bands/artists with special guest passes (denoted by a *). These should only be given to the bands/artists that hold a special place in your heart.
* You must name one band/artist to play a secret, un-advertised set during the festival. Everyone is going to be talking about it so make it impressive!

[Mossopp]

OK, here’s my ‘Fantasy Festival’. I’ve chosen to stick to bands that are still currently up-and-running - it makes it easier to narrow it down. If I had the choice of everyone and anyone, living or dead, it’d take me years to decide!
So………

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to……..
Mossoppalooza!!!!!!!!!!

The ‘Metal Up Your Ass’ Stage

METALLICA
DUFF McKAGAN *
CKY
Seether
Three Days Grace
12 Stones
Spineshank
Drowning Pool
Slipknot

The ‘Punk’s Not Dead Despite Avril & Busted’s Best Attempts To Kill It’ Stage

THE ATARIS *
SUGARCULT *
Billy Talent
Bowling For Soup
Rancid
The Distillers
Whitmore

The ‘Scr-EMO If You Wanna Go Faster’ Stage

BRAND NEW *
Jimmy Eat World
The Used
Finch
All-American Rejects
Thursday
Taking Back Sunday

The ‘Ashamed To Admit I Like ‘Em’ Stage
(The names and identities of all patrons visiting this stage will remain confidential so as to avoid any embarrassment in front of your mates!)

GOOD CHARLOTTE
THE RASMUS
Limp Bizkit
tATu

The ‘Even Though They Rock, I Couldn’t Think Of A Category So I Stuck ‘Em All Together’ Stage

EVANESCENCE *
LINKIN PARK
HIM
Bloodhound Gang
30 Seconds To Mars

The ‘Oops, It Slipped My Mind!’ Stage

Bands to be announced if and when I remember them!

Secret, Un-announced Set

GUNS N ROSES – the original line-up, playing every song from ‘Appetite From Destruction’ and then taking requests from the crowd for as long as you want (or until Axl throws a hissy-fit and goes home).

[madeldoe]

Come round' come round kiddies tis the..

MADELDOE MUSEX FESTIVAL!!


1st Stage: Hip Pop Hooooray

:: Nelly
:: Jay Z
:: Ludacris and DTP Fam
:: Dr. Dre
:: Nas
:: G Unit
:: DMX
:: N.E.R.D
:: Lil John
:: T.I.


2nd Stage: Lollipop Porn

:: t.A.T.u
:: Britney Spears
:: X-Tina
:: Christina Millian
:: Janet Jackson
:: Justin Timberlake
:: Usher
:: Propoganda
:: SMash

3rd Stage: Spoken Words

:: Tupac
:: Immortal Technique
:: Kanye West
:: Mos Def
:: The Roots
:: Aesop Rock
:: Forest Whitacker
:: Grouch and Eligh
:: Eyedea
:: Black Eyed Peas

4th Stage: Jiive Turkey

:: Al Green
:: The Temptations
:: Bob Marley
:: Cat Stevens
:: Queen
:: Chicago
:: Eurythmics
:: Berlin [original members]

5th Stage: SMoothe Grooves

:: The Corrs
:: Maroon 5
:: Damien Rice
:: Henry Mancini
:: Ilya
:: Nichya
:: Eraser Heads
:: Lea Salonga
:: Evanescence


Surprise Performer :: Sugar Hill Gang

[kishkash]

errrrrrrm....well i have a name...i just need a lineup...and...er...yah *brain not working*

presenting...

KISHKASHOPIA

[lineup to be announced...or not]

[Unplugged]

I'll come back later with my own stages and bands for my festival

Offtop:
kakey, wanna pay me a little tender visit on ICQ, sweety? like.. now? hihi

[Tom Violence]

Markstock 2004

Your only reason to visit Lincolnshire this year. And a good reason it is too. I've also chosen compères for each stage:


Clement Freud's Pop Stage:

t.A.T.u.
O-Zone
V.I.A. Gra
Juniper Moon
Fabrika
Zombina and the Skeletones


Boris Johnson's 'Big Fish, Little Fish' Stage:

DJ Shadow
Autechre
Etienne De Crecy
Sanchez
The Go! Team
DJ Yoda
Tøyen
Cowcube


Sandi Toksvig's 'Planet Rock' Stage:

Afrika Bambaataa & the Soul Sonic Force
Arrested Development
A Tribe Called Quest
Roots Manuva
Dead Prez
Aim
Rodney P & Skitz


Bob Holness' Miserable Guitar Mangling Stage:

The Slits
Cable [The much rumoured secret guests]
Folk Implosion
The King
Mumiy Troll
McLusky