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04-07-2004, 10:46
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unfortunately, she couldn't stand the heat so she collapsed after a while
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04-07-2004, 10:50
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Fortunately, after a few days of technical problems, the air conditioning was restored at God's temporary house in Hell.
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04-07-2004, 10:58
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unfortunately, the air conditioner was adjusted to maximum cold so simone almost froze to death
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04-07-2004, 10:59
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Fortunately God warmed her up at night with his "golden rain".
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04-07-2004, 11:03
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unfortunately she was too tired to have sex with god and went to sleep
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04-07-2004, 11:05
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Fortunately, God said, "Let there be sex", and Simone's oestrogen level rised and all she wanted was to have sex.
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04-07-2004, 11:10
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unfortunately just at the moment they wanted to start... the air conditioned broke down so the heat was impossible again and they gave up
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04-07-2004, 11:13
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Fortunately, God is God, so he cooled the hell out of hell, and the sex games continued.
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04-07-2004, 11:34
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unfortunately the games didn't last long as god was very tired after cooling the hell out of hell
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04-07-2004, 11:44
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Fortunately while God was asleep, Simone, whose levels of oestrogen (female sex hormone) were still high, sneaked out to the sex party held at the Devil's place.
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04-07-2004, 11:49
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I don't waste my time
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Offtop:
 WTF?! What the hell happened? I come back here and all of a sudden Simone's in Hell having sex with God?!
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04-07-2004, 11:54
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staringelf, we unleashed Hell!
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04-07-2004, 11:57
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Unfortunately, the sex party at the Devil's place was harcore S&M and Simone got a burning stone shoved up her ass
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04-07-2004, 12:01
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fortunatly that was her fantasy for a long time
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Ho, ho, ho. Santa is in town. And he has a list of naughty girls. Proud "no club member" club member Life sucks so why don't you just drop your pants and enjoy it? Tatysite, love or leave it. And don't bother complaining, thread will be closed. |
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04-07-2004, 12:01
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Unfortunately, God walked in on the sex party... let's just say he wasn't delighted at all.
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04-07-2004, 12:07
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fortunatly some females were available so He was kept busy and didn't complain
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Ho, ho, ho. Santa is in town. And he has a list of naughty girls. Proud "no club member" club member Life sucks so why don't you just drop your pants and enjoy it? Tatysite, love or leave it. And don't bother complaining, thread will be closed. |
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04-07-2004, 12:07
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I don't waste my time
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Unfortunately, those females who were available had sex diseases
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04-07-2004, 12:11
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Fortunately, God created sex diseases, so basically, he was immune to them.
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04-07-2004, 12:14
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Unfortunately, Simone wasn't, and since she had joined the sex party, she got an annoying itch on her vagina.
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04-07-2004, 12:16
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Eeeewww! Fortunately, after the sex party, God was a little mad at Simone, but soon he forgave her and they had "make up" sex during which her infection was cured. |
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