Granted, But then you realize this was the only thread that could control your sanity and boredom - And you end up as lifeless as a straw and everyone forgets your existance. That is, until they start using you to drink the soda you hate the most.
Edit: Oops. Didn't see sweetnectars post.. XD
Granted, But you're all wrinkly and....tiny. And, well, you can't really do much.
I wish I was a beautiful penguin.