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Old 12-11-2005, 00:49   #1
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Would you change your gender for 3 months?

If a sex-changing fairy came to you saying, you just won an all-expenses-paid trip to The Bahamas and then said she was just kidding because what she really could do is change your gender for 3 months and then change you back to your original form again... what would you do? Of course supposing you're not under the influence of illegal or quasi-medicinal narcotics and/or a certified shizophrenic. In that case your choice is obvious: call a doctor.

Some strict rules would apply though (all from The Sex Changing Fairy Rules Of Conduct™ manual, approved by the EU Coucil for Sex, Race and Nose Changing Fairies™):

- all normal usages of the changed body would be permited, while the manual strictly points out goat-fucking is not considered normal usage.

- you would not be allowed to abuse your new body, just to see all the things it could ... do. You'd have to take care of it as if it was your own (because basically, it would be)

- all sex organs would change corespondently to their evolutionary counterparts. Which means that if you are a male switching to female for 3 months and you tried to hack off your clit you would be left without a penis after turning back to male, and females trying to kick themselves in the nuts while being males, would have severely bruised ovaries after turning back to their original gender.

- males switching to females would not be able switch back to males during their menstrual cycle.

- you would not be allowed to use your sex-change privileges to stare freely at naked people of the opposite gender in the shower or follow them into public toilets (this applies especially to het-males)


So... would you dare accept sex-changing fairy's challenge?
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