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Old 25-05-2005, 23:15   #9
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That's right. I am THE time police and I set the rules. Some other basic rules include:

-If you're not savvy in old-fashioned language forms, never interact with people around you. If you meet someone... and they start talking you have 3 options: a) destroy them, b) pretend you're retarded c) have a piece of food ready at any point in time. Start eating furiously when people approach you, which should give you an excuse for not talking, since your mouth will be full (you can also use a combination of b and c)

-Never show people of the past your future gadgets in order to get laid.

-Never attempt to harm or kill Dick and/or Mac McDonald. We want a tasty future, don't we?
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