So... President Bush is thinking of vetoing sexual orientation hate crimes legislation...
That upsets me, as an American, and
definitely as a Rhode Islander. If he vetoes that legislation, there's only one mode of recourse left to my state.
We're joining the European Union.
Really. We have just over a million people in RI, I
promise it won't unbalance the powers that be in the EU. And we're just as liberal as you guys across the Atlantic are. Think of us as a colony (Just give us our voting rights and promise not to meddle in our affairs).
Seriously, my American pride is so strained at the moment... it's getting to the point where RI just needs to secede from the Union.