Hmm I'm not sure I like this, but I did it anyway...
It's A Boy!
Anna, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 6 lbs, 5 oz and have brown hair and green eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
The daddy is...
PeeWee Herman
Whoah! Give us a moment to get used to the idea of you and Pee Wee Herman in bed, then schedule us for some electro-shock therapy to help erase the mental image.
That really is quite scary. Ewwww...
