Manila concert was amazing. In the middle of Poker Face (with her playing the piano and all), she stops, stands up and says, "Someone asked me a very strange question. They said, 'Lady Gaga, do you have a dick?' I said, 'Yes, and it's much bigger than yours.'" Then she goes back to playing and singing, then raises a leg on the piano bench showing off her crotch.
I don't know, it looked pretty flat from where I was.
Oh, and another one-liner I simply loved: "This one goes out to every motherfucker who didn’t believe I would make it. And also to everyone who did.”