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One morning, a unicorn frolicked with it's tail erect. Suddenly another thunder bolt struck the gaggle of UNICORNS!!
Understandably Tinkleturner turned pale, wishing he hadn't licked Lauren's pink bits, because throughout the spring, thorns had rubbed his groin and rendered it intolerably soft. This incident occured long before the Cretaceous period, but after menstruating Tinkleturner drank some of the period and thought about having something new inserted without lubricant.
Lots of butterflies swarmed around the peculiar puddle that Lauren admired due to its mesmerizing opacity. Suprisingly, Lauren saw a duck with a horn, which had been farting like an a$$, causing bad pollution, so Lauren got an outlandish feeling that she needed to get a dildo and went towards a sex mega-store where she puddled abundantly before purchasing a huge double-headed, spikey vibrator. Afterwards, she immediately screwed herself wildly thinking about her lustrous hair while rubbing her nipples maniacally. Soon she felt waves of enormous shivers up her cold spine as she climaxed. But then Tinkleturner showed her his hairless pussy and asked her in. Shockingly, she didn't notice it crawling, oozing from behind and suddenly it covered her, unleashing kinky tentacles over her whole sweaty body. Suddenly, Tinkleturner realized -- it was crazy that actually his uncle was born
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