I like it, excepy for one thing:
"By the way, we're taking the good pot, too.You can have that dirt weed they
grow in Mexico."
Sorry, but the weed that the Red States and all those States use is not from mexico, maby from Nicaragua or El salvador or something near the Shout Pole, but not Mexico, is confirmed that the Weed and the drugs that are consumed are made also in Jesusland, so dont blame Mexico. And i am with you Nueva California, i am a proudly leftie.