I'm having a girl *vomit*
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Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 15 lbs, 15 oz and have blonde hair and brown eyes.
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WHAT.
And the daddy is... Janet Reno?
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Oh please girlfriend, how could you? Have you no standards? Have you lost your mind? Have you had second thoughts, feelings of shame, or an STD test?
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