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It's A Boy!
Rachel, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 10 lbs, 16 oz and have black hair and hazel eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
Boss Hogg
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You little whiskey-sippin' momma, you succumbed to the slick, double-dealin' charm of Boss Hogg. Your child will probably grow up to be a Lord (slum or war).
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I feel sick