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I'm apparently having a girl...
Alexander, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 7 lbs, 10 oz and have brown hair and hazel eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
And Jesse Jackson is the father...
Wow, talk about "Family Values". As Jesse would say, "The implications of my impregnations has caused contemplation across the nation!"
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