omg.. those are hilarious..
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Originally Posted by QueenBee
14. Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed
lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other
like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at
6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka
4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.
23. He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical
lame duck, either, but a real duck that was actually
lame - - maybe from stepping on a land mine or
something.
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now those are interesting..
but aye.. that's the quality of
high school essays?
that's just sad