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3. He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from
experience, like a guy who went blind because he
looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes
with a pinhole in it, and now goes around the country
speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking
at a solar eclipse without one those boxes with a
pinhole in it.
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Reminds me of that time a man with no legs parachuted into our high school....seriously.
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17. He fell for her like his heart was a mob informant
and she was the East River.
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I think this one is actually kinda nice..... is it really that bad?
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20. The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil.
But unlike Phil, this plan just might work.
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this one's clever too
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22. "Oh, Jason, take me!" she panted, her breasts
heaving like a college freshman on $1-a-beer night.
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ahhh.... college
