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Ypsidan 04 CAUGHT WITH ALLEGED PROSTITUTES IN MOTEL RAID
BY LINDSAY ROBERTSON
Fri, Oct 8, 2004 at 07:00:19 EDT
Tatusville, Hellofa (INDY) - Bum Ypsidan 04 was arrested in the wee hours of Saturday morning, after police raided a suspected brothel being run out of a Hellofa motel.
A press conference was held outside the Tatusville County Jail yesterday, where Police Department Spokesperson Daz had this to say:
"Acting on a tip from an informant, the Tatusville Police Department executed a raid on room 203 of the Fairview Motel. As expected, we found several suspected prostitutes along with a bottle of prescription medication commonly taken for erectile dysfunction. Ypsidan 04 was found in bed with two of the alleged prostitutes, wearing nothing but argyle socks. After a confrontation in which he resisted arrest, screaming "Do you know who I am? I'm the best Bum in the world!" officers exchanged his pink feathered handcuffs for new ones and escorted him to the Tatusville County Jail.
04 was booked for soliciting a prostitute and resisting arrest. His bond was set at $300, but he has yet to post bail. He is currently awaiting trial and has been placed in solitary confinement due to extreme personality conflicts with both prisoners and guards.
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