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Originally Posted by QueenBee
I was a leopard named Lola... yay porno name! I married some bartender named Tony, and I wore slutty clothes. Then me and Tony grew old together, "joyfully dancing our lives away at the club to the soulful tunes of Barry Manilow."
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I got the same:
In your former life, you were a leopard!
Leopard
Not much is certain in life; past or present; but we know this much about you: In your last life you were a sultry leopard named Lola. You were a showgirl, with yellow feathers in your hair and a dress cut down to there. You would meringue and do the cha- cha. And one night at the Copacabana (the hottest spot north of Havana), you fell in love with Tony, the handsome bartender. Tony fought Rico (he wore a diamond) for you and won. You proved a lot of people wrong by managing to change your spots and started wearing dresses from Marks and Spencer's that were much more becoming for a married lady. The two of you grew old and happy together, joyfully dancing your lives away at the club to the soulful tunes of Barry Manilow.
I don't like the sound of that...