I'd love to quit smoking
But there's only one problem.. I don't smoke anymore.
Ooh! OOH! I wanna work out too! My body is a lump of dough... It's like all flibberish.. Like.. *makes noises* blub blub blub.
Ooor I could.. Hmm hmm.. What to do what to do.. Take care of my nails and make them pretty?
*thinks hard*