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Britney's will-fuck-for-cash VMA appearance
has stirred up a bit of interest in her November
album - likely to be called More Than You Know.
Yet there's no sign of any singles, and the video
shoot for the first single was postponed
last month. Doesn't look too promising...

The awful Madonna kissing stunt took two weeks of
rehearsals, with J-Lo pulling out at the last
minute to leave an uncomfortable-looking
Christina to fill in. Presumably even disaster-
prone Jen realised that taking part in Madonna
and Missy's self-congratulatory Gap advert
wouldn't be good for her career.

And she was right: Beyonce's awesome performance
later that night made Madonna, Missy, Britney and
Christina look like tragic has-beens.