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"Moscow"-Yulia
Good evening, ladies and gents! Seems I haven't been pulling my posting weight around here and my merry maniac in crime has taken exception to this. So, enough rambling and on with the show! It's all yours, Yulia!
Yulia
The name on everybody's lips is gonna be Yulia
The lady wracking everybody's mind is gonna be Yulia
I'm gonna be a celebrity
That means somebody everyone knows
They're gonna recognize my eyes
My hair, my boobs, my tattoos, my nose.
From just some junior child molester
I'm gonna be
Yulia
Who sez that groping's not an art?
And who in case we don't stick now,
Can say we started kissing only?
Yulia Volk!
Boys…
Chorus: They're gonna wait outside in heaps
To get to see Yulia.
Think of those autographs we're gonna sign. Yulia!
And we'll appear in lousy talk shows
That only broadcast in US.
Here a <beep> there a <beep>, everywhere just <beep> and <beep>. But always in the best of taste!
We're already stars!
And the audience loves us…
And we love them…
And they love us for loving them…
And I love them for loving me…
And we love each other…
And we'll even bring some fans into the backstage…
And that's showbiz… kid.
Chorus: She's giving up her slum ridden life.
I'm gonna be… sing it!
Chorus: Yulia!
She made a scandal with her co-star…
And so if they ask we won't say no
To see their faces when we kiss again
Yulia Volk!
Chorus: Yulia…
Yulia…
Yulia…
Yulia…
Yu-lia…
Yulia…
Yulia…
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