Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
oy.
You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
LOL yeah, that was college. not really. sometimes.
6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
oh my god this is true. except i usually get up earlier.
You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
makes for a nice elevator moment.
You watch the Weather Channel.
ehh...yes.
Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up".
OH MY GOD people are getting engaged and married all over the place.
You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
yes. growing up sucks.
Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up".
true. neither do slacks or a blazer.
You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door
won't turn down the stereo.
hahahhhahha if that happens i will laugh.
Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
finally i can talk about sex with my family member. *gag
You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
no idea.
Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
don't own a car = no car insurance
You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
don't own a dog but if so that's probably what i'd do.
Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
not comfy, in my old age my body needs a bed in the least.
You take naps.
don't usually..although it's nice to.
Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
yeah..does that make me a loser
Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather
than settle your stomach.
won't ever do that again
A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff".
LMAOOOO so true.
You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
yes. LMAO god
"I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to
drink that much again".
HAHAHAHHAHAH exactly.
90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work!
completely true.
You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't
apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old butt. Then you
forward it to a bunch of old pals &friends 'cause you know they'll enjoy it
& do the same.