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amber decided to break out into song ! maybe if she sang high enough the frozen lake would crack and she would be saved.
she started singing ...
"chicken! check out the chicken !"
nothing happened ... the ice seemed to mock her.
then she started singing "how funky is your chicken how funky is your chicken, how loose is your goose, how loose is your goose. how funky is your chicken how funky is your chicken, now shake your caboose"
till a booming voice from nowhere cried
"stop damnit !!!! you CANNOT sing ! ill crack the ice for you if you agree to shut up !"
she duly went silent and the ice cracked ....
suddenly BOOM -- the teachers pet appeared out of nowhere, still holding the teacher-chickens strings ... pulling to no avail. no reaction was forthcoming.
"what am i going to do with you, meddling girl ?" said the teachers-pet to amber
amber shook in her boots and wailed ...
OH HORRORS !
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