It's A Boy!
Yosimar, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 12 lbs, 2 oz and have brown hair and hazel eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
Who is the daddy?
The Pool Guy
Naughty, naughty! You aren't supposed to fool around with the hired help. Just like with the Butler, the Cook, the Chauffeur...
Birth Certificate
Things can just happen