Children ask God
Russian children were asked to write letters to God. Below is what they asked:
- If you arrange Armageddon for us, then who is going to pray to you? (10 years old) - Do you provide service for other countries too? (9 years old) - Why do people marry each other if they all are brothers and sisters? (10 years old) - All right, Lord! Babies are found in a cabbage but who made them in the first place before to put them in there? (9 years old) - What education do you have? (8 years old) - As I understood, you are the main person on Earth while you live in heaven. Won’t you be reelected? (7 years old) - Lord, did you listen to your mom when you were a child? (9 years old) - What are you doing when it rains? (9 years old) - I love you, of course but I love my dad and mom more. Is it all right? (9 years old) - They sell candles in churches. Is it your business? (8 years old) - I read that Jesus was a Jew but he is your son! Are you a Jew too? (8 years old) - How old are you? (8 years old) - The catholics have their own God, the Muslims – another one, the Lutherans – another one, the Indians have their own too. My God, how many of you are up there? (10 years old) - All right, let’s say Jesus suffered for people’s sake, so for who's sake do people suffer then? (10 years old) - When people are shooting on Earth, don’t you hear it? (8 years old) - Do you have any brains or do you consist only of a pure spirit? (9 years old) - You see, men were giving birth first – remember a rib of Adam and Eve? What didn’t you like about that you gave such a job to women? (10 years old) - You write in a Bible that first there was a Word. Which one? (7 years old) - Do you like it up there? (7 years old) - Why do all people have to love you? (10 years old) - How are you doing up in heaven? Do you have everything? Maybe you need something? (10 years old) - Why are you afraid to show yourself to people? (10 years old) - Why did you create this world? You couldn’t have foreseen it will be such a mess? (10 years old) - Who have taught you to treat people this way? (9 years old) - Maybe we are your toys? (8 years old) - Your fame, doesn’t it disturb your life? (9 years old) - I wish you to create a wealthy life for yourself. I wish you to have a great house and lots of money. Just remember, please, who wished you all this. (9 years old) - Dear God, can you take me back? It’s so boring here. (8 years old) - Please, send us back your son. I promise we won’t crucify him. (9 years old) - I want you to live on Earth. (7 years old) |
haha ! my favourite one is : "- Dear God, can you take me back? It’s so boring here. (8 years old)"
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Ask Him where I left the remote. I can't find the damn thing.
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fav: "- What are you doing when it rains? (9 years old)"
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Do you have any brains or do you consist only of pure spirit? (9 years old) for some reason :lol: |
this is so funny!
Please, send us back your son. I promise we won’t crucify him god you gotta love kids! there so cute, i wonder if we were like that when we were young :p |
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Another reason to love Russia! |
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The kid poked a bees nest right there. :p |
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:lol: ROFLMAO! That was so funny it made my day!
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is there a link to this please? :D It's class!
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Too clever for children...
'though I thought about the same questions when I was a child. |
These Children are mentally fu**ed :(
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