true christians
 

Mwahahahahahahahahahaah :D

Read all the sections. They are hillarious. For instance you'll find out that you can't be a proper christian without a battlegear and a sword, masturbation can cause major health problems as well and of course the must see fighting satan page :D. Warning though!! That particluar part of the site manages to be homophobic, racist, anti-semitic, anti-muslim, anti-atheist and anti-christian (!) all at the same time. Are there to limits to human stupidity, one wonders?!

My "favourite" excepts (any of you can paste your favourite jewels of that site here):


2.) Myth: Atheists are very socially conscious and strive for humans to live in peace.

Reality: Atheists are all anarchist who hate everything and everyone. All atheists are out to forcibly remove God from the world and take Him out of the History of His Earth.



4.) Myth: Atheists are people to.

Reality: THEY ARE EVIL DEMONS! WRATHFUL AND HATEFUL NIGGER LOVERS!



Where is God?!!? This country was founded on CHRISTIAN values and they let a filthy communist write the thing without involving the most important American of all, God! Not only is America Under God, but God himself is a citizen of the United States. We know this since we are Under Him. Jesus to was also an American.Jesus WASN'T Italian or French or British or Thai or a Metrosexual, NO He was American. THAT'S WHY AMERICA IS UNDER GOD!!!



Muslim is a religion that is based on trying to destroy Christianity. Muslims live in sand dunes and caves. They even have their own retarded "Holy Book" called the Coran. They, like all other demons, appear to be human, just with poop skin.
Muslims smell very bad considering their skin is made of poop, and they also like to put red dots on their foreheads to show their affiliation with Satan. They are really just Satan's "Poo Warriors" since their skin is made from poop.
Muslims worship many idols, like a big giant black stone and five pillars (they worships rocks). Here they use their demonic powers to speak to Satan, or Allah as they call him. The leader of the Poo Warriors was a demon by the name of Muhammad, who took the angry Jesus-hating Jews out and shared to poo and spread it all over their bodies.



I'm sick and tired of atheists trying to train our women into being lesbian witches! Women are to (according to God's Word -- the Bible) submit to men at all causes. Men are superior and women were created to please men. They are our servants as we are servants of God. Any woman who says differently is a liar. You are to never take an order from a woman


The picture speaks for itself. It is Our Christian duty to find all fags, and kill them like the Bible tells us to do so


Myth: Masturbation is a "Victimless Crime.

Reality: Theological experts on Masturbation have come to the conclusion that Masturbation is what is known as a "gateway" sin. This means that Masturbation leads to more serious offenses. In fact, practically all rapists, Sodomites, child molesters and pornography addicts started out as Masturbators.


Dinosaurs
It's funny that those idiots from the science community think they just discovered that dinosaurs in the early-19th century. Now seriously, how stupid can people be?! How can you discover something that has existed since Adam and Eve? And these nimrods say that all dinosaurs died out like 65 trillion years ago? I'm a Christian, and even I know that number is insane, but leave it to science to brainwash the masses using "data" and "carbon dating". You can't tell how old a rock is without reading the Bible. We know from the Bible that the world is about 6,000 years old.

Thanks freddie :D In this period of christian propaganda, i think it's important to remind people what christianity is all about.

Really? I didn't know that. Does he have a U.S. passport? :laugh:

The person who wrote all that crap is a disaster waiting to happen. He sounds like a religious lunatic who raped his own mother in an episode of CSI. :rolleyes: Moron.

An unbiased view of Michael Moore. Great movie review. The guy who wrote this could get a job with 'Total Film' or 'Empire'. :rolleyes:

I've never actually heard of 'The Wiggles'. However, if they can piss Christians off this badly I'm lovin' them already! Everyone knows that all children's TV shows are gay - deal with it! :laugh:

I think this website is a joke - albeit one in incredibly poor taste. No one, and I mean no one, could possibly be as narrow-minded and downright fucking stupid as to genuinely believe all this crap. Surely?

To be honest... I seriously hope it's a joke and this reverand Jim and his holly family don't exist in real life. The sheer possibility scares me. :p

Never underestimate people's stupidity and extremism, this site *might* be a joke, but there *are* people thinking what is written there, and there *are* priests preaching that kind of "teaching".

Some years ago in the US, a gay kid was tied to a tree and stoned to death by schoolmates... I think that shows that kind of people do exist.


Another great quote

I second most of what that site says :coctail:

viva PURE society!

p.s. Gosh, I am so mad that someone hadnt removed my clit at birth! :rolleyes: .. now I have to live ith THIS horribe thing!

It's one of the many burdens that us women just have to learn to live with. :none:

:eek: I was being sarcastic ;)
Why would you call it a 'burden'? :eek: Im sorry you would prefer to have a penis ...

OMFG
 

Boys Beware!!

DSL Stream

Modem stream

*looks around suspiciouslly*

This has got to be a joke. But if you want to see some scary stuff that's 4 real try www.chick.com. :eek:

:newyear:

LOL

http://www.chick.com/information/rel...lam/errors.asp

^ I like the fact that they discredit the Coran because it contains "scientific errors" LMAO, like the Bible doesn't contain any :rolleyes:

The saddest part is that when you actually look up stuff he quotes or refences you see it's been deliberatly misquoted, parts ommited, changed and such.

e.g. the part of Quran that it's quoted is actually

http://www.hti.umich.edu/cgi/k/koran...V0&byte=448502

And there are numerous other examples. Go figure.... :rolleyes:

:newyear:

Oh for fucks sake! :rolleyes:
I was being sarcastic too. Of course I wouldn't "prefer to have a penis"! :bebebe:
My humour is just lost on you.

At this point I'm fairly certain the True Christian page is just a splendid parody. But what a parody!! LMAO!! It's the first one that manages to insult all races, all religions, all minorities with exagerated christian rhetoric. On the first glance it's disgusting and disturbing. But it was all done on purpose. I think there is some Eminem-like intent behind this whole website. Bri-lli-ant. :D

The chick page is probably real. And stupid. :p

First you say it's brilliant, then you say it's "Eminem-like". Isn't that a contradiction in terms? :rolleyes:
But I do agree with you that it has to be a parody. It's too ridiculous not to be.
It's a general practice amongst Christians to make hateful claims but they usually soften the blow with "....but repent and Christ will forgive you!" There's nothing of that sort on this site - they're just hateful full stop.

Exactly. It exposes the christianity foe what in REALLY is underneath the milder version rhetoric. A hateful, vengeful, elitist religion that has next to nothing to do with the REAL teachings of Jesus, or the prophets. It's become horribly disfigured over the centuries.

And I actually think the Eminem comparison is quite a valid one. This "Pastor" mocks the Christians who take the Bible to literaly the same way Eminem does homophobes.

I liked this quote from all hate-mail he answered:

"i find it very hard to believe that a "christian" group can have such a closed mind."

Then you really don't know what Christianity is all about, do you?

I'm not at all convinced that this kind of "humor" achieves anything (and i'm even less convinced that Eminem is actually joking).

What does a site like that *really* achieves? Nothing.

The only people who get the joke are people who were open minded in the first place, and close minded people are only reinforced in their beliefs.

It's a common mistake for liberals to think that by mocking extremist views you can make extremist people think, but that doesn't work.

This site does achieve to hurt people's feelings, but change people's mind or even make them think? Not at all.

masturbation is a gateway sin! aaaaaaaahahahahaha! :D

it just opens the doors to trouble.